Sunday, April 15, 2007

A Month.

I know, I know, you all thought I had disapperated. Haven't really felt like blogging lately due to me loathing my computer and I really haven't had to much to talk about. But it's built up over the month and I think I can keep it going...I have about 250 movie reviews so that'll help.

As of April 1st Condon surveys became All West Surveys owned by Altus Geomatics. I'll get a little more money now due to the fact that driving time is now counted towards overtime and I'll also be getting pid twice a month which will be nice. I don't have to worry about budgeting so much.

Still waiting for my amp, should be in anytime...I can't wait.

Had a pretty good Easter weekend, don't think I fed myself all weekend. Shanna came down and on the Saturday we went paintballing with some cousins and an uncle. I'm sporting 7 welts from that trip(One of which started to bleed for hours and one that looks like someone painted me bright red) and too many of those were given by my own teammates, I always thought that I shot people in the back to much but I guess not. Maybe they were just paying me back for it all. Also had the immediate family and thier girl/boyfriends over for a meal worthy of the gods made by Jeremy. Really, he did everything, I just brought the Fat Bastard.

Got my tax refund so I went out and bought a BBQ. Cooked mom and Michelle burgers.....those things are greasy.

And now for the reviews, don't think I'll be able to remember them all. I'll try and keep this short as I know you all have family you have to kil...I mean mur..I mean lov..I mean massacre....sorry, had some trouble with that.

Borat - A Kazhazjkdjgdkjdgsstani tv personality comes to america to do a documentary on the greatest country ever and ends up chasing after Pamela Anderson. This movie was so wrong but so hilarious. There really wasn't anything good about it except that it was hilarious. I give it 7.5 bears out of 10.

Children of Men - A few years in the future mankind is facing extinction as all the women on the planet are no longer fertile. When an average man is chosen for the task to escort the first baby born in 20 years and her mother to safety outside of Britain a race against the clock follows and with all thier trusted friends dying to protect them they realize they must get the baby to safety. This was a very good movie. It was a random pick of the shelf and I was very impressed. They don't fully explain why the women aren't fertile anymore but you kinda guess that it has something to due with nuclear war. I give it 8.5 buoys out of 10.

Idiocracy - Luke Wilson stars as an average soldier in the army. The most average person there is. He is chosen to test a new technology that freezes people. After something goes wrong and he is frozen for 500 years instead of 1 he wakes up in the year 2505 to find that he is the smartest person alive and it is his mission to get back home and try to make some people smarter as he goes. The movie was a good watch, I wouldn't pay full price for it but if your getting it out of a bargain bin it's good. I would say watch it once and see how you like it. I give it 7 ow my balls out of 10.

The Departed - Jack Nicholson, Matt Daman and Leo Dicaprio star in theis movie about a crimal, a good cop and a bad cop. This movie twists around and each person is trying to find who is the snitch in each out fit and having to explain how it isn't them. It twists and turns and turn out to be a very good movie. Go watch it. 10 dildo's out of 10.