Eating My Words.

I have joined JEremy in his war against the CCCP. The REbel ALliance will hereforth fight against the tyranny of the CCCP. Dave, you have met your match! WHat have you got?

Robert Orben - "Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected."

The War in Blogspot

The war has begun. Jeremy at Pilot's World and Dave at CCCP have declared war on each other for the title of Blog king. They are both foolish. They already have casualties in this war. I have none and as of this day forth am declaring war on both of them. Those of you who wish to join me(Steve? Please?) may do so. I will take any allies to defeat these two.

Between a guy who has had many head injuries in his life and another who is Chilean, I think they are both bad canidates. I am the only logical choice in this battle. So who will join me? Who will fight back against our opressors? We the people are tired of our leadership and are rebelling against cruel dictatorship! WHO WILL JOIN THE REBEL ALLIANCE?!


P.S. We DO have Jedi.

Also, go here to listen to the sample Oligodendroglia track. Alotta and Flippy say it's going to blow your fucking mind. It is available for free download. DOn't download any other Oli tracks from there though...they will be cheaper somewhere else soon.

The Answer my Friend, is Blowin' in the Wind.

OR, is coming out of my fingers. Here it is folks. The winner of the Randomization contest. There were three different people entering, Shanna, Jeremy and Dave. Steve entered but his picture didn't work..I gave him till today to send it and it is still not here, so sorry Steve, too bad. If you send it to me I'll still use it though.

Here are the entries:

Jeremy:



Shanna:





Dave:




And, since my e-mail is now working and I see he in fact did send it, and it is, in fact, the wrong size, Steve:



Now, the winner of the prominent link, officaial rando banner and the oli song sample is............oh, I should tell you, each banner counts as an entry..so Dave is in there twice for example...and the winner is.....I would also like to point out that the names are being drawn from my new McDonalds hat......and the winner is:

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Shanna Pilon!!!!!!

Congrats Shanna.....the song will be posted later tonite or tommorrow..I garuntee and the banner will be sent to you over msn since I am in a convo with you right now. The link will also be put on once I am done here...congrats.

Hey! Look At That Pointy Haired Little Girl!

Well, I have to be at McDonalds in an hour for some sort of initiation course. I hope it doesn't take too long cause I have other plans today. Filled out a bunch of paperwork and skimmed through about 50 pages of crap. Basically a package of common sense items. It's kind of insulting that they want me to read it, but, on thier account, they probably get a bunch of people who have no common sense, so it's better to be safe than sorry.

Worked at the Movie Factory the other day. It was pretty sweet. A very easy job. And I got some free rentals out of it..two of which I haven't watched..hopefully tonite. I'm gonna have to re-rent them though. And I hope that McDonalds doesn't expect me ot work today.

I got a rack for my movies and games..Now they are all neatly sorted alphabetically. Man, I was bored. Turns out I have a lot more movies than I thought I did. I also changed the strings on my guitar..I love ernie balls..they are so sweet.

Worked with Clint in Carlyle yesterday. we thought we would be done by 1:30 and home by 2:30.....we weren't done till 4:30 and home till 5:30. ah well....the money will be nice. I would have liked to talk with my grandparents a little more though.

Yay!

Well, big day today. In addition to the other stuff on the post below. 2 other main things happened, and a few smaller things. The smaller things are we moved some couches and chairs out of our house over to Michelle's. The big things are: a) I got a job at McDonald's and b) I have an appointment for getting my tattoo. Sweet shit.

I have to look at this orientation package thingy by Sunday, I hope it doesn't suck too much. I also hope that working at McDonald's is going to be a good choice.

My tattoo on the other hand is going to be a good choice. I have it set for March 24th..Michelle is on the 26th or 27th. I'll probably go with her if I can. He has to change my design a little bit because the needle can't draw some of the stuff that I put on my tattoo. I don't really care, as long as it still looks cool. It's gonna cost me about 150 bucks. He says he'll be able to estimate better once he redraws it.

I'm working at the Movie Factory tonight. It's gonna be sweet. Jeremy showed me how to use the computer last night. It took all of 2 minutes, if even that. It looks pretty easy.

Well, that's about it for now..Steve, check your e-mail and respond.

Pffft.

Not much happening. Haven't got any calls from anyone. I can't wait till I'm going to school.

I have to clean my room today..kinda sucks but what can I do.....other than clean my room. It's not too bad as it is though. Won't take me long. I've been keeping it half decent since the last time I cleaned it..my clothes are actually in my laundry basket..I think that's the first time that's happened ever. But in the old house I could pile my dirty clothes in the corner..I can't do that here.

Watched Waiting for Guffman last night. It was ok. I wouldn't say it's the best movie I have ever seen, or even on the top list. But it was ok. I don't remember even one part that was extremely hilarious. It was all just decent. I give it 6.5 stools out of 10.

Let's see..what else have I watched recently..oh, here's one.

Plan 9 from Outer Space: Terrible...This movie has been on the worst movie of all time list on many sites for a long time. It's a very old, black and white movie made with only 3 sets and a lack of a steady time of day..it gets dark and light back and forth so very, very much. Truly a terrible movie. I give it 1 shitty alien effect out of 10.

I Fell Great!

It's true..I do. I had an interview at McDonalds yesterday. I was impressed with the owner and he said he was impressed with me, so, sounds good so far. I had another interview there today with another manager and it sounds like they are gonna give me the job. now, it's not a done deal yet, but everything looks good so far.

If I do get the job early enough today, I'm gonna make an appointment for a tattoo..I have the money now but I want to make sure I have a source of income first since I'll have to fill my car with gas and stuff like that. The tattoo I want is really looking good, I redrew part of it as some of you know. I'm not gonna show it to ya. If you come to my house and ask I'll show it but hopefully the next time you see it on my blog will be on my body.

Anywho. That's all for now folks. No! Wait..it isn't. I almost forgot again.

Batman Begins: Wow, this was a really good movie. The kid that played Batman as a kid didn't act very well, at least that's what I thought. I liked how they got into the background of Batman more. I mean, we all know his parents died when he was a kid, but that's about as far as any of the movies got into it. We never knew how he learnt to do what he does. All in All, I give it 8.5 biffs out of 10.

I'm Free.

I no longer wait behind the shackled walls of the Weyburn Inn..I am no longer a prisoner. I have quit. I haven't found another job yet but after Bonnie laughed in my face when I asked to make more than minimum wage as a cook, I left. They've been phoning me, probably begging me to come back, but I just pick up and hang up right away.

It feels great. Needless to say I'm gonna have to haul ass to get a new job and help mom and dad a lot more around the house.

The winner of the contest will be decided randomly(to go with the theme) this weekend. you see. Steve sent his in but it didn't work and he won't be coming home to his home computer till this weekend, so I'm gonna let him turn it in first....Sorry folks, take it out with Steve.

Rumor mill has it that Oligodendroglia will be getting together this weekend to record...Do I smell a cd nearing completion?

Sigh.

I have to work tommorrow at 5:30am..and do that same shift again till Saturday and most likely into the next week. I hate work. I can't wait till I gets another job.

WEnt and saw my granparents today, The grandpa with the heart-attack and the grandma who just had knee surgery. It was really nice to see them. They looked great. Roads weren't all that great in the morning but in the afternoon they were great.

My party didn't win any seats. Although they did hold thier own in a lot of places...getting 1200 votes in Weyburn. Frankly if things kep going this way for them they will have a seat or two in no time.

Shanna's msn party was a lot of fun, even if she missed a good chunk of it because of her shitty comp. You didn't miss much Shanna, just jokes and the lot.

I hate work.

I voted Green

I really didn't know who I was gonna vote for until I marked the x..I new green or NDP, the mark just kinda went down.

Entries for the contest are due at midnight tonite...Steve, you need to send your again..it didn't work..it was 0 kb. If I get it after midnight don't worry, I know you tried earlier.

Shanna is having an msn election party at 9...see her blog for her msn address.

That's all folks

Election Day

I had almost forgotten.

Well, I finally got my Metallica shirt back....I'm wearing it right now! My plan didn't work cause my magnet was broken...Luckily Steve brought it to me in the mail with a lov letter attached....I'm so happy.

I have to go vote today, dop off a Resume and set up a time for my Tattoo. And then go to 7-11.

I am currently listening to one of the coolest songs known to man. It is entitled Blackwater Park and is on the Opeth cd entitled Blackwater Park. Basically it is a shitload of the coolest riffs you've ever heard put into one song..and it keeps building up. At the start you're thinking, holy shit is this awesome..heavy and stuff, it can't get any better...and throughout the song it just keeps building and building. And Mikael's growl in it is sooooo freakin' evil. You want a fucking awesome Metal song..this is it. One of those songs that you can't play silently..it's just not possible.

Don't forget to vote!



p.s. Don't forget about the contest.

2 days

You guys have two more days to get the entries in. Midnight on monday is when it closes. In the case of someone like Dave who sent me a pic and it didn't work, I will allow you to resend it as long as the first is sent before the deadline.

Operation: Get Shirt was a failure. I got the shirt but when the the robot collapsed the tunnel the nuclear reactor in it blew and blew the shirt back to it's resting place..bad luck, eh?

Now it's time for:

Plan 4: Operation: Eleniorcas

Ok this one is gonna be very un-complicated. All I have to do is use my superior Force powers and put some metal into the shirt. Then I just use my Acme magnet I bought at the supermarket and suck it in.

Happy Birthday, Randomization!

I would like to start off this one year anniversary post by reminding you about the contest...see earlier for details....entries due on Monday.

A few things to get out of the way. I'm quitting at the Inn. I just had Mom and Dad look over my resume and tommorrow I'm gonna turn it in to Wal-mart, Canadian Tire, Tirecraft and a few other places..I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. Today, at a staff meeting we waited 45 minutes for two guys to show up and then Bonnie proceeded to Bitch to us about stuff that is her fault. And to top it all of I got my paycheck today..I'm making minimum wage..as a cook. Fuck that. I think I'm gonna go to work tommorrow, pretty much work until I have another job. I've looked for jobs before but I've had it this time. I'm gonna find one now. Oh, plus, Bonnie told me to quit. She said that anyone who doesn't want to work at the Inn or is just there in between jobs should just quit and save them the trouble....Frankly, it's the the first time I'm gonna enjoy doing what she said and the first time I agree with her.....and she has been having a lot of trouble with cooks back talking to her, from her serving rotten steak to her hiring an idiot. THat's right folks, there was rotten steak and she just told on of the cooks to serve it. He told her he wasn't fucking serving those and walked out, 20 minutes later he came back to get his coat and she dragged him into her office and yelled at him..he's still working there for some reason. Frankly, unless I have made it I am not eating there any more.

Now, onto the stuff you want..the One year post. To start things off, the past of randomization. I never really started posting a lot till September, before that it was maybe 10 posts a month..It has gone up to twice that amount lately. I'm going to list some posts and a summary of them..just for old times sake. It will be one from each month.

1/20/2005 The Pylon

I introduced you to the Pylon

2/07/2005 Short Games

I bitched about the shortness of some games when I can spend less and get a longer, better game.

3/23/2005 War and Why We're Here

One of my posts in which I try and sound intelligent.....Talking about war and stuff..word.

4/15/2005 Gibberish

this is that one in which I wrote random words...or Gibberish if you will.

5/15/2005 Hires

The introduction to the first Oligodendroglia cd and me telling you about Jeremy's Hires Root Beer contest

6/03/2005 Underground

I told you I was going to Sounds of the Underground......It was Fucking awesome.

7/12/2005 Car

The begininng of the car series...The beginning of the hell I call my car.

8/11/2005 The End of My Childhood

I discovered I am moving from my childhood home. I am sad but now that I'm here, it ain't too bad.

9/01/2005 I Just Banged Steve in My Car...Ya.

The intro to the Oligodendroglia contest...send in lyrics...the winner still hasn't been decided..it'll come someday. It was also discovered that the tail pipe on my car broke off.

10/03/2005 Chain-smoking, Porn-addicted, Gambler

The day before my 18th birthday and I told you about my new job, as stated in the title....It didn't work out as well as planned.

11/11/2005 Super Extravaganza

I changed my e-mail to andrew.pilon(at)gmail.com

12/15/2005 I've picked a Tattoo

I decided what I wanted for a tattoo. It remains the same thing, just with the glower and vines looking better. It also stats a good explanation for my grandparents about it involving Darth Vader.

1/09/2006 Phonage! 2: Elevtric Boogaloo

I told you I activated my new phone, got another tire for my car, work sucked, lost on a scratch and win ticket, added Sask blogs listing to my site and told you that Alotta anc Flippygrip worked on the new cd.



And that is the year in question. What's in store for the future??? I don't rightly know. I plan to add flash and director work and all that crap I did in school to make it like a portfolio thing..More to organize it than to show it off.

and know, the continueation to the shirt fiasco.

Operation Excelcior was a failure..turns out my reflexes aren't that good...I want to take this time to formally apologize to my neighbours canoe.

ok.another try..hmm..ok I got it.

Plan 3: Operation Get Shirt.

Ok, this is another simple one. I get a really big drilling machine and drill a large hole to the bisses house..I then send in a nuclear powered robot to pick up the shirt. This robot will collapse the tunnel on it's way back and as it is crushed it will shoot the shirt forward from a shirt gun into the wall beside me. It can't fail!

Announcements..and stuff.....ya.

Few more things people. First off...the contest is over on the 23rd...see a few posts ago for details. So dfar I have only recieved entries form Jeremy and Shanna, but I haven't checked my e-mail today so ther might be something else in there..there better be.

Tommorrow I am going down to schedule a time for getting my tattoo done. I've been redoing that one I showed you guys, mainly just the flower and vines in the middle....I'd like to add some blood fripping down but that is too much for my artistic talents..which are pretty much non-existent.

The Weyburn Inn has a new Head manager..I'm hoping she will do something(it's Charlene.)

And here's the big one. Yup. It's here. The one year anniversary of Randomization is tommorrow, January 20th. I'm not sure what I'm goona have on the post but I can tell you to leave a few hours open to read it..it's gonna be massive! Some stuff I have planned, some not. It'll be good. So, come back tommorrow for some old and new.

And, an update on the mission to get back my Metallica Shirt....Operation hook was a complete failure. When I swung the hook back, it hooked onto a pig's snout, ripping it off. With this every bloodthirsrt animal in the area(which there are more than you think) came running after it. With them running around it I tried to shake the snout loose knocking a dog into an old lady, killing her and blowing up the car she hit. This is when I figured I'd stop. I'll try again with..

Plan 2: Operation Excelcior

Ok, basically with this one, I build a large missile with a camera guided system. I fire it off and using my quick reflexes I guide it into the biss's house, around all obsticales, and snag the shirt on a hook that will be on the bottom. I then fly it home. When it hits the pine tree in our backyard it will explode, shooting the hook witht he shirt on it downwards into the ground, making it stand there like a flag, in which all I have to do is walk outside and grab the shirt.

Happenin'!

Things are moving quickly here at Randomization. We have the Randomization banner contest...entries are due on the 23rd....see two posts ago for rules and REWARDS! Then we have a new sextion under the Pylonics Network. It's the Directot section, but it has Flash stuff..not Director..not sure what's up with that. When complete it will have a bunch of Flash(or director..not sure) stuff I've done. Right now it has my stuff I did at school...It's all crappy and only three of the items work. I'm not exactly sure what the problem is either....I'll figure it out. And last but not least, we have a new section to Randomiztion.

This will be happening for an unknown length and has been happening since Sounds of the Underground 2005. You see, the five of us that went up, went in Steve's car. Now, while there, I bought two shirts...A Gwar shirt(which was of poor quality...I can't believe Gwar would sell me poor quality murchandise) and a Sounds of the Underground shirt. I had worn my Metallica shirt on the way up...It was fairly new. After the show, my Metallica shirt was uber-sweaty and stinky so I changed shirts and threw the Metallica one in the trunk. When we got home and I took my stuff out of the back, I forgot the shirt. I still haven't got it back. I have asked Steve for it and he has offered it, but it is never with him, It's always at his house or something...I have to figure out how to get it without using much power.....I want to be as lazy as possible in getting it....In fact, If I was to get it after writing this post and not even writing another, and having it delivered right to me at this chair, well, then I would have done the lowest amount of work possible...........Damn, it didn't come. Anyway..right now I have one plan..here it goes:

Plan 1: Operation hook.

This one is pretty simple, basically I build a gigantic fishing rod(or a bunch of small ones), hook the house and drag the entire thing over here. I have to hook the whole house since I won't be able to hook into it and then back out very easily. Now, I have to attach a spring on my house at the point his house will contact...I just suck in the house as much as the spring will allow, run in, grab the shirt, run out, let go of the house and the spring will shoot it back into place....I'm gonna go start working on it know..I'll tell you guys how well it went when I'm done.

Yes, That's Right, It's True!

Yup, you read the last post correctly..I am having a contest..see the previous post first before reading this one. Ok, now that you have done that, I will show you a few things..first off are the current entries:

By Jeremy:



By Shanna:




Now, there is one that I said last post, that I would show you that Shanna entered. Now, this is a prime example of your name being too big.



That is not allowed. Because of her complaining I will show this one witht he others but it will not be put as a top banner and will not be entered into the contest..it will be an Honorable entry. And if the rest of you complain I won't cave as I did with her. My rules weren't 100% clear at the time but the addition of the, I Whatever I decide is what happens rule, I have fixed that.

Now, some of you are probably wondering what the link to your site will look like. Well, it will be under the banner and will just be words at first but I will create an image for you, unless you want me to use one of your own.

And now, to see the official seal of approval, now I don't want any off you stealing this so screw off! Here it is:

Ok, it might take a little while longer..I will edit this post again when I can.

EDIT: ok, here it is:

CONTEST ALERT!!

That's right folks. I am having another contest! This one was inspired by my top banner and Jeremy. I was searching for code that would change the banner randomly. I finally found some that would change it every day. I did this while I was talking to Jeremy on msn and he asked if he could make a banner for me..I said, If you want to. And with this a contest was born.

I want you, the people, to create a banner for the top of my page. There are a few rules.

1. It must be standard banner size(468x60 pixels)
2. It is preferable to have the background black but if you can make it look good on a black background without it, then that's ok.
3. It must state what page you are at, even if it's in another language.
4. The picture must state who made somewhere, preferably visible but not too big.
5. the picture must be in jpeg format.

I'm not giving you people too much time to work on it. They must be handed in one week from today, on the 23rd of January. I will use the ones I think look good and I will also pick one winner.

The winner will be given:

1. a link to thier page in a prominant spot on my blog, as well as the picture linking to it.
2. A sample of the newest Oli cd(one song that will also be posted on the Oli page for everyone else to hear).
3. An official Andrew Pilon seal of approval for your webpage.

Got it folks...GO! Jeremy, the one you gave me can be used as your entry. And remember, you can enter more than once if you want. you can e-mail entries to andrew.pilon@gmail.com or give them to me over msn.


EDIT: Now, there is some confusion and debate over what "Too Big" is for writing your name. I'll say this, it no longer has to have your name but if it is there, it must take up less than a quarter of the banner and the title Randomization must be bigger or more visible. and also, they may be sent in gif format if you would like them animated. If there is more debate about anything, even these things, I get to say which is correct since I am making the contest.....sorry Shanna, you lose.

EDIT 2: Some of these rules may be broken to a certain extent, as long as the banner still looks good and is what I'm looking for, If your not sure..just ask.

EDIT 3: Nudity is allowed as long as it isn't male or ugly chick. and it can't be one of the ones I have. and don't use someone elses, I don't want to get sued(as if I would). I'm talking to Shanna and Jeremy right now and they are making me refine the rules a bit becasue of what Shanna submitted and thier discussion..I will post shanna's tommorrow, it is not accepted for use but her second one is

Become a producer

Become a producer for only one dollar, be listed on IMDB!

Bored

I am bored so I am going to give you guys rankings of all my dvd's and PS games. I'm not doing my VHS cause they ain't out.

Star Wars:
Revenge of the Sith: 8/10
A New Hope: 9/10
The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
Return of the Jedi: 9/10

Indiana Jones:
Raiders of the Lost Ark: 9/10
Temple of Doom: 8/10
Last Crusade: 9/10

A Night at the Roxbury: 8.5/10
Airheads: 8/10
Blade Runner: 7/10
The Cable Guy: 8/10
Canadian Bacon: 8/10
Evil Dead 2: 9/10
Family Guy movie: 8/10
The Fugitive: 8/10
The Green Mile: 9.5/10
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: 8/10
Laser Mission: 10/10(You'll laugh your ass off at how terrible this movie is)
The Meaning of Life: 8/10
Robot Jox: 10/10 (See caption for Laser Mission)
The Rock: 8.5/10
The Secret Window: 7.5/10
Spaceballs: 9/10
This is Spinal Tap: 8/10
Vanilla Sky: 7.5/10

Plus I have a few tv shows and concerts and stuff like that..now for the games.

Alien Hominid: 8/10
Beyond Good and Evil:8.5/10
Final Fantasy X: 9/10
Giants: Citizen Kabuto: 8/10
Grand Theft Auto: VC: 8.5/10
Hunter: The Reckoning: Wayward: 7/10
James Bond 007: Agent Under Fire: 5/10
Max Payne: 8/10
Shadow of the Colossus: 8.5/10(haven't played it too much, may change with the last half of the game)
Silent Hill 3: 6/10
Soulcalibur 2: 9/10
Star Wars: Starfighter: 7.5/10
Timesplitters: 7/10 (numer two and three are way better)

Well, there you have it folks..the games were not rated with graphics in mind, just how fun they are. And, my favorites are:

Movie: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Game: Final Fantasy X

Cleaning.

I'm CLeaning my room right now to the tunes of Lamb of God and Opeth. Good shit. IT is freakin' icy out. There was freezing rain last night. half a centimeter of ice on myu windshield..freakin' nuts.

Sorted out my DVD's today. I have more than I thought. I but them all into alphabetical order(except my four large sets, Star Wars trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy and the two Live Aids(and 8) which are holding up the smaller ones in the middle since they are just on top of my tv). I just have to sort out my VHS tapes now, but that'll wait till I get a VCR. I have the same amount, if not more, movies in VHS format. If I didn't have so many I'd just go and buy them on DVD but, they've been bought.

Finally got my Monty Phython poster I got from Shanna for christmas up. Looks real good. I will see it everytime I look at my TV. Makes me happy. I also found a lottery ticket I got for christmas in which I won another free ticket. oh, I also found a peice of unchewed gum I had dropped a couple months ago. I couldn't find it at the time but I found it now. Not sure I want to try it though, with all the ants around this house. Maybe I should deep-fry it. I'm soo gonna try that on Tuesday. I'll write you back if I survive. That should be a new part of my blog..me deep-frying stuff at work and telling you what they taste like...mostly gross is my guess.

Question

THis is directed to you internet know-it-alls out there(JEremy, I'm looking at you). I am looking for the ability to randomize a picture on my blog. I have spent the last hour searching and cannot find anything that I can use. I want to randomize the top banner..I have two pictures so far but I want to make more. If anyone knows how please let me know. By what I've seen it's pretty complicated though.

STuffageization

NEWS BULLETIN: Deep fried eggs and grapes taste awful.

And, on to other news. Work sucked today. Boring yet busy.

Watched Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. THis movie precludes Snatch, they don't really tie in but are very much alike. THesea re the type of movies that have many things happening and you don't know how each thing is gonna end. When they do end, it's all together, they all tie in. Very good movies. Hilarious. They are both basically about BRitsih gangs and mafia, and the troubles people get into and out of with them. If you like funny movies, these are two to see. I give them both 9 antique guns out of 10

Did anyone say Flaming??

It's Friday the Thirteenth.

And on to other business. I really don't have anything to say, just one peice of information that none of you care about and those of you who used to work at the Weyburn Inn will find very amusing. Denise, head manager of the hotel, got fired. I was off for 2 days and I came back and everyone was asking me what I thought about it and I was all like, what is it? So, does this mean big changes at the Inn? Probably not. Bonnie, the real crappy manager is still working there and with her working there, the kitchen area will stay in terrible shape. And she is protected from firing because Gary, the shitbrick owner who doesn't know the first thing about running a hotel, likes her too much.

I also watched Red Dragon today. I don't think it was as good as the other two because even though there was a lot of intelect involved, the reason the guy was caught in the end was because he fell in love with a girl and then showed himself at the cops house. Still a good movie though. I give her 9 Dagrons out of eleven.

OY!

Well, tommorrow is my first day opening alone. Frankly, I really don't know what I'm doing but I'll figure it out. All we've done so far is cook and meals and sit and have coffee....pretty easy shit. I hate work.

Rented Young Frankenstein, Hannibal, The Transporter and The Warriors the other day and then today I rented Van Helsing, Red Dragon and The Excorcist. I've seen the first five listed there. Here's what I thought.

Young Frankenstein - Another movie from the genius of Mel Brooks. A very funny movie. If you haven't seen it, watch it. If you have seen it, watch it again. I give it 9 humps out of 10.

Hannibal - U had not seen any of the movies in the Hannibal Lector series. I have now seen The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal. Very good movies. Hannibal is so freakin' creepy. I love it. I thought Silence of the LAmbs was better because it made you think more but Hannibal was still good. I give Silence 9 CAnnibals out of 10 and Hannibal 8 Cannibals out of ten.

The Transporter - A pretty good movie. Really good action scenes. The story line was there but it wasn't very strong. I think they just wanted an action movie for no reason but had to add a story line because of the Movie company's. I give it 7 explosions out of 10. I would have given it more if the story was better.

THe Warriors - THis one is a gooder. A group of 8 men from the gang, The Warriors, must fight their way through enemy territory in order to get home after being framed for killing the leader of the city's biggest gang, who was trying to bring the gangs together. Good fight scenes and a good stry line. There really isn't a weak point that just blares out at you. Not one you want to watch with the kids though. I give 'er 8 and a half Molotov cocktails out of 10.

Van Helsing - I had only heard bad things about this movie but when in the Movie Factory talking to Jeremy and Luk Bell, they said it was a really good movie. I decided to try it. IT was a pretty good movie, but some of the dialogue was pretty cheesy. Think, Star Wars Episode three but not to that far of an extent...really good action scenes but shitty dialogue, cut out the dialogue and you have a good movie. Although, it wasn't all bad, just some of it. I give it 7 Vampire fangs out of 10.

Well, there you have it folks...my Movie reviews. I'm gonna start taking advantage of my family discount at the movie factory and rent more movies and I will probably post shorty reviews about them, like the ones above, for something to write about.

Good day.

I am the King

I guessed Jeremy's staff picks first. And my mother tells me she knew for a few days already....that jerk. oh, and jeremy told me it was wrong but it turned out to be right, which means he's a filthy liar.

Work sucked again today. They might want me to come in tommorrow too..I say hell no. I'm super tired...and I had a near death experience. SO I was eating a peice of rye toast that we didn't use(It's not toasted enough..bullshit Marilyn, the thing was almost black) and because I was to lazy to use the brush and butter it, I just dipped it in the butter.....that was way to much fucking butter...I could hardly swallow it. It's not like it tastes bad, it's more like you body knows what it will do to you and just shuts off your throat. I still have the fucking taste in my mouth..pretty nasty. oh, and to make Shanna happy. I am now the morning cook at the Inn, and once the other guy, whom Denise fired but Bonnie brought back(figures), starts back, I will probably be the head morning chef...it's not as exciting as it sounds...I want out. And if my paycheck doesn't have a raise on it, I'm leaving. At least we finally got a new toaster..a pop up one....Thank god! That'll make life a hell of a lot easier.

Phonage! 2: Electric Boogaloo

Well, I activated my cell today. I'm just going on the whole, buying a a card with minutes on it thing for now. It's not actually working yet, but it will be by 10. If it isn't then the chick at New Age screwed up. I also got another tire for my car. They guy said my other three kind of look like crap too. But, I'm not planning on having the car much longer so I'm not worrying about it.

Work sucked today..I hate work...warg!

got a Scratch and win ticket today..I scratched, but I sure didn't win...stupid dealers getting 20 both times..cheaters.

Oh, and Alottw Cocka was reading the comments on this blog and he wanted me to tell you guys that they did some more recording this weekend and are hoping to do it again in two weeks. Things are looking good right now. I know I'm happy cause I want to hear this cd. I've heard a little of it, as a special insider, but not all of it.

Oh and I added the list of Sask blogs on the side. I know that everyone who reads my blog is on that list so none of you care, but I don't care what you think...I'm telling you.

PHONAGE!

I got a cell phone today. It's not hooked up or anything. It's one of those ones with the Daily planner nad Mp3 player and all that good stuff. My boss, CLint, had dropped it into water and it didn't work so he bought another, then found out this one still works, so he sold it to me for 100 bucks...That's pretty cheap for the type of phone it is. I just have to buy chargers for it. I bought a car one and it turns out my lighter socket doesn't even work...luckily I have my eliminator from Canadian Tire..It does a bunch of great things around the house. blah blah blah, I hate that Canadian tire guy. Oh, and it has tetris and breakout on it...sweet dealio.

I have heard through the rumor mill(Alotta told me himself) that Oligodendroglia is coming together for a recording session tommorrow and I was asked to tell you guys so that you know it is moving forward.

And I'm jammin with P. Diddy tommorrow night...sweet deal.

sweet dealoijf.

BLARHG!

More upgrades, more updates, etc. etc

WOW! Updated the sidebar, filled out the screen. If you in 800x 600 you might not notcie a change. In anything else, you will notice the big black areas on each side disappear or the page will be able to fit on your screen, depending if your bigger or smaller.

For my 2 days off at the Inn I'm working with Clint...I make more money in half the time working for clint.....awesome. Plus, If we go too far over the lunch hours and there is a restaurant nearby, or he's packed a lunch, he feeds me.....awesome...I love working for him.

You might notice another of my blogs on the side, entitled...ok I can't remember what the title is cause I just changed it. But anyway. It is a little story I'm working on, It's not good, or correct, and it steals from a lot of other stories but I don't care...It's just for when I get bored and feel like writing something down. I don't want to hear any comments on it at anytime..not on this blog, not in real lfe. It's for me and me only. The only reason I'm putting it up is so that you guys can have a laugh behind my back reading all the spelling errors. Remember, I don't want to hear about it...Now that I've said that, everyone is going to fucking comment about..cause your all assholes. I hear about it, I take it down.

Finally watched Silence of the Lambs for the first time tonite..ya ya, I know...a little late. Anyway, as you all know, it's a really good movie..I'm sad I missed it for all those years...now I have to rent the others and watch them.

OK, I swear to god that that last paragraph kept getting typed faster and faster and the last sentence was typed in about .5 seconds...amazing...betcha I can't do it again.

Haircut

So I gave myself a haircut yesterday..a little shorter than planned but oh well. I had the razor set to the longest length but as I was going the guard slipped and cut a nice short area in the middle of my head. I wasn't too choked about it...doesn't look all that bad. I think I just might keep it this way. Ya, I know, I'm too lazy to keep it this way.

GOt some more links to other blogs along the right. Can anyone(probably Jeremy) tell me how to get it so that the words on my log will go all the way to the left and right of the screen....on 800x600 they are all the way across but not with anything bigger. I can't figure it out.

I'm still trying to decide whether or not I want to put links up to sites I like up..I think I probably will. Anyone else on the change of name thing? Pylonics or Randomization. Actually, it occured to me that my other blog is called Pylonics but that was only because of a lack of an idea for a name, it will probably change soon.

Watched Godzilla: FInal Wars last night. It is the most recent Godzilla movie and will probably be the last for a long time, if not forever. It was much like a lot of the other Godzilla movies except there was much less shots with Godzilla and you could see the American cinema seeping into it really badly. Oh, and it had baby Godzilla........groan. Fucking Baby Godzilla. All in all not a bad movie...if you like godzilla movies..which everyone does!

Update

I've done some updates to my blog. First, I took away the link pictures down to the right. I replaced them with words. I was getting behind on making them and the ones there looked quite crappy. I'll probably bring them back in later stages. Also, I added above the links a section that is for the Pylonics network. This basically has anything that I want to incorporate into Pylonics and this will be my main page for Pylonics. I kinda want to change this blogs name to Pylonics but I like the Randomization....Still thinking on that one, tell me what ya think.

I am looking for somewhere that I can host a site for free that is better than Yahoo or Lycos. If any of you know of any, let me know. If not, then I will have to use a few accounts to get all of my stuff up on the net. For now it's not a problem but once I get things going, there's the problem.

Also, Steve, you didn't mention on your last postabout activating the triple 6 theory. please tell us about it.

Jeremy, can you give me the name of that Saskatchewan music thingy that gives you the names of the recording people.......boy that sentence is very techincal.

Shanna, can you put your face in a fryer? didn't think you would.

and those three are the only people that read my blog...I RULE!