An Open Letter to Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature,

What the fuck? What the fuck did I do to you? Rain in the middle of November? Is that really necessary? No, it isn't. I froze my fucking balls off because of you and I'm not too happy about it. You know what? Now that I'm home I'm going to turn on all my electronics and pollute you in retaliation. If you decide that you are going to do it again the I promise you that the punishment you receive will be far worse. Just remember what what those nuclear bombs did to you. I can be much worse.


Love,
Andrew M. Pilon