God Damn That's Funny Shit!

Q. What do you call a cow that eats grass?

A. A lawn mooer!

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Q. When does it cool off at a baseball game?

A. When there are a lot of fans there!

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Q. What did the dinosaur say when he thought he'd been spied on?

A. "I think a bronto-saw-us."!

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Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?

A. It hasn't been made yet!

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Q. What do you call a skeleton that never does any work?

A. Lazy bones!

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Are you guys ready for the last one??

Q. How can you stop an elephant from charging?

Buckle up for this one folks:

A. TAKE AWAY HIS CREDIT CARDS!!!!




ALL HAIL SESAME STREET TRADING CARDS!!!

It Is Done.

Well, I gave Pat my notice today. I will be leaving Altus at the end of March. Gonna move up to Regina at the start of April and work up there. Now I just have to find a job and a place to live. I got two and a half months so I'm not worried.