Thursday, June 29, 2006

SCORE!!!!!!

The bank has given me a $10,000 student line of credit.........FUCK YA! GOING TO VANCOUVER!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Fuck I Hate Banks.

Bunch of snub-nosed pricks sitting on thier high-horses trying to control our lives.

Well, here goes.

In less than an hour I will be at the bank begging for a $10,000 loan so that I can go to school next year. Any less and I guess I can kiss the school goddbye for now. Got a few ideas of what I can do next year if I don't get accepted, the surest one being keep working at McDonald's and be promoted to manager. But I really don't want to do that. I've also ordered a new sound card for my computer so that I can plug my guitar straight into my computer without having to use any convertors. It will be very helpful if I do get to go to school. This whole thing is starting to piss me off and I'm not sure I really want to go to the school anyway, I want to record music but I'm starting to have second thoughts about the school itself. Life was so much easier when I was in high school and below. Didn't have to worry about nearly as much as I do now, and I'm still living at home, wait till I leave!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Sorry.

I found out that I wasn't on the blog roll because I wasn't updating enough and I got a bit angry..I apologize to you all, by you've made the list I meant the list has made the list. In other things, here is my list. The first is my most hated but any that follow are in no particular order.

1. The French - Fuckin' frogs, try and teach me french, eh? I'll show you!
2. The Japanese - Mainly those of the Mazda corporation.......MAKE YOUR FUCKING CARS EASIER TO FIX! The rest are alrigth by me, I used to hate them all but that's kinda worn off, but not the Mazda corporation, I guess just mazda should be on the list, not the Japanese.....ok, scratch this one.
'edit' 2. Mazda - See above.
3. Bootsy - Ok, I let you out for more then half an hour so you can take a crap and when I let you back in, within five minutes you had shit in the bathroom.....thanks, really appreciate it.
4. Jeremy - grrrrrrrrrr.
5. Michelle - grrrrrrrrrr.
6. Shanna - your gay.
7. The Cube - Previously known as the Tempo, this car had it all. A busted ventilation system, wobbly tires, bad idle, non-working power windows, broken seat and no way to attach the cd player so there was permanent power, resetting everything every time the car was shut off......and I have now found the faceplate of the cd player that is still in the car, which leads me to my next point.
8. Jared's chair - Sure your comfortable as hell, but you like to steal my stuff, keys, watches, faceplates, phones, money, food. You've taken it all. What's up with that, quit hatin'.
9. A kick in th junk - Ouch, I mean really....ouch.
10. Acer - FUCK YOU!
11. any windows after 98 - FUCK YOU!
12. Steve - Are you even alive anymore? If you don't want to be friends anymore just tell us, it's alright, at least we won't be pissing off your dad by phoning your house all the time. Frankly, were starting to plan your funeral because we figure your dead.

Well, there is my list, or at least the parts I want to show you...tee hee.

X-men 3 - Well, it was the worst one of the three but it wasn't as bad as some people say. Anyone who didn't know wnything about the X-men would have ben lost because they didn't really introduce some of the characters very well(like beast or apocalypse). Also the professy died.....that's not cool. Jean Luc Picard does not die. What the hell. It should have been a bit longer, they should have taken the time to explain these things instead of rushing through the story line like they did. Definitly will be the last one though, too many people died or lost thier powers. I'm gonna give it 6.5 cures out of 10.

Monday, June 26, 2006

That's it!

You've made the list.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Movies, Movies, Movies!

Got a bunch of Movie reviews for y'all. I've seen them over the past week and have been too lazy to put them up. Went to Regina yesterday with Steve and Jon and saw the Omen....want to know if it's any good?? Read below.

Fight Club - A man with a good life, steady job and a place to live in that he has put lots of money into, has his apartment explode one day. He moves in with a man he met on a plane and they start a club that allows them to fight other men for fun. Things spiral out of control as one of them takes over and starts building an army out of those in the fight club. It all spirals out of control for a suprise ending you've all probably seen. I give it 8 rules out of 10.

The Pink Panther - Steve Martin stars as Inspector Clusoe in the next movie in the famous Pink Panther series. When a soccer coach is killed in the middle of a crowded soccer field and the Pink Panther disappears off his finger, Inspector Clusoe is sent to investagate and keep the eyes of the press on him while the Chief Ispector assembles a crack team of Inspectors to actaully solve the mystery. Hilarity ensues. Although not the best Pink Panther movie, it is still a very funny movie. I give it 8 "Stop the car, oh god, please stop the car"'s out of 10.

The Omen - This is a remake of an older movie. When thier baby dies a couple takes another baby under thier wing, but the mother does not know of the deception. Years later it is discovered by the father that the child is the son of the devil and he begins a race against time to stop the child from killing everyone he loves including himself.

And I had one more but I can't remember what it was.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

HELP!

Ok, I need the help of my loyal viewers(which from recent comments is one of you.....Hi Shanna!). I need to know how to say "I don't speak english" or "I don't understand English" or something along those lines only in different languages. I need these in any language but French or English, they suck...I'll even allow the Japanese, my hatred isn't as great for them. So send in those translations so that when people ask me to do things at work, I will be able to not understand them!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Ouch

Went and bought the Devil's meal today. Nothing happened, so I figure I had to eat it. So with Wings part opne and two sadly playing in the background I sat down and started. Here is the Devil's meal, well one fo them. Anything that adds up to $6.66 is one of them.



So with that out of the way, I began to eat them.




After this a large hole opened through the time-space continum and Satan stepped out, that is when he proceeded to steal my soul and leave my withered corpse behind:



Interesting sidenote, Satan kills by Duplication. Learn something new everyday.

So, there you have it folks, my insane stories were true. I'm Burning in Hell, which, by some strange coincedence, is what the newest song by Serenity Painted Death will be called as soon as I can get some decent volumed lyrical content in.

Well, No FIre and Brimstone....Yet.

I intend to go buy the Devil's meal this afternoon, anyone who wants to join me may. I figure that will rip a hole in everything and we will all die when Satan comes out.

Monday, June 05, 2006

THE END IS NIGH!!!!!

TOMMORROW IS 06/06/06! The end of the world(or at least the beginning of the end, either way, there will be a lot of pain).

Let's list some of the sightings of the number 666. if I forget any, please tell me.

Jeremy's paycheck - $666.00
Two separate license plates - 666
Someones bank account(maybe Danny's??) - $666.00
The day the fire suppression system at work is being tested - 06/06/06
The day The Omen is coming out - 06/06/06
Price of a small thing of dill pickle dip, small bag of chips and a milk to go - $6.66
One of Steve's friend's birthday(and probably a bunch of other people's) - 06/06/06
Number of hits my counter will hit today or tommorrow - 6666
The number of the beast - 666
tommorrow's date - 06/06/06
the date 1000 years from tommorrow - 06/06/06

Now, some other sightings of evil symbols or entities

I saw my sister yesterday
I have a pentagram on my arm and we frequently use one as a christmas ornament(I'm not kidding, I can show it to you)

And more.

SO what are you doing on your last night alive????


The Producers - I had a good chuckle at this movie. A remake of the classic by Mel Brooks, you know, the original I haven't seen, and turned into a broadway musical. A host of big actors including, Matthew Broderick, Uma Thurman, Will Ferrel and Mel Brooks come together to make this hilarious movie about a washed up producer and an accountant who figure out that it is possible to make more money off a broadway flop than it is with a hit. The set off to find the worst Director and some of the worst actors of all time to perform, Springtime for Hitler, A musical about Hitler and how he is so great. WHen the lead actor breaks his leg and the gay director takes his place, the play turns into a samash hit, a land the two producers in trouble for cooking the books. Although not the funniest Mel Brooks movie I have ever seen, it still pretty damn funny. I thought they did I very good job of it, although, like I say, I have never seen the original. Although it was a little long, by the end you figured they couldn't go on much more but then they would. It's only 2 hours long and for the most of the movie it's fine exceptfor the last 20 minutes or so seem longer. Other than that, it's a smash hit. I give it 9 Adolf Elizabeth Hitlers out of 10.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Scandalization.

Ok, there's not really a scandal, I just wanted to use that word.

Had a terrible day at work today, not that it was hard, but the people I was working with were pissing me off. I got the there at 9 and the manger that was supposed to be there at 8 to set everything up wasn't there. She didn't get there till nine, meanwhil I couldn't get into the food or use the tills so I had to turn back a couple of customers. She gets there and immediatly starts bitching about how hungover she is and how she is gonna get drunk again tonite and come in hungover tommorrow. As she's counting the till she keeps telling me to get stuff for her when it was her job, I ended up telling her to fuck off. THen once the other girl arrives she sat at the back for an hour complaining that she was sick. Then she expected to go home after the other manager came but she said she couldn't go, but she left anyway. ANd then I spent the rest of the day with the one manager bitching about the other. I spent all day doing other peoples work and having to listen to people bitch.

Scarface - A cuban immigrant becomes big in the mob, stars Al Pacino. GO watch it. 9 little friends out of 10.