How To Survive A Zombie Infestation.
Ok, there are many lists, I'm not saying they are wrong, this is just for those of you who don't know what to do.
Step one: As the wise Stephen Colbert put it: Panic - get it out of the way why you have the energy, it will leave you time later to think about the important things.
Step two: Get lots of food and weapons.. Prepare for a long stay of a year or maybe more.
Step three: Find an easily defendable posistion, preferably large since you will be there for a long time and will want some new scenery. Make it a place that's not too big because you and your closest companions will have to hold it. A mall or school is good but watch for schools with a great amount of first floor windows(which most have a lot of nowadays) and make sure the malls windows are shatter-proof.
Step four: make killing the zombies a game, have fun, remember, they are already dead.
Step one: As the wise Stephen Colbert put it: Panic - get it out of the way why you have the energy, it will leave you time later to think about the important things.
Step two: Get lots of food and weapons.. Prepare for a long stay of a year or maybe more.
Step three: Find an easily defendable posistion, preferably large since you will be there for a long time and will want some new scenery. Make it a place that's not too big because you and your closest companions will have to hold it. A mall or school is good but watch for schools with a great amount of first floor windows(which most have a lot of nowadays) and make sure the malls windows are shatter-proof.
Step four: make killing the zombies a game, have fun, remember, they are already dead.
Was ripped from the brain of me....and Satan! at 7/30/2006 12:44:00 a.m.
3 Idiotic Remarks:
It's slightly disturbing that you have such a detailed action plan. And more disturbing because I sense that this is just a shortened version of a more detailed plan.
FUnny thing is that when I read the first sentence I was like....Ya a shortened version, and then you said it. Me and the guys even have a place picked out as where to go in case of a zombie infestation.
You forgot a very important step. When killing zombies you have to make sure there brains are either blown out or not attatched to their bodies. In other words, aim for the head.
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