Happy Birthday, Randomization!
I would like to start off this one year anniversary post by reminding you about the contest...see earlier for details....entries due on Monday.
A few things to get out of the way. I'm quitting at the Inn. I just had Mom and Dad look over my resume and tommorrow I'm gonna turn it in to Wal-mart, Canadian Tire, Tirecraft and a few other places..I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. Today, at a staff meeting we waited 45 minutes for two guys to show up and then Bonnie proceeded to Bitch to us about stuff that is her fault. And to top it all of I got my paycheck today..I'm making minimum wage..as a cook. Fuck that. I think I'm gonna go to work tommorrow, pretty much work until I have another job. I've looked for jobs before but I've had it this time. I'm gonna find one now. Oh, plus, Bonnie told me to quit. She said that anyone who doesn't want to work at the Inn or is just there in between jobs should just quit and save them the trouble....Frankly, it's the the first time I'm gonna enjoy doing what she said and the first time I agree with her.....and she has been having a lot of trouble with cooks back talking to her, from her serving rotten steak to her hiring an idiot. THat's right folks, there was rotten steak and she just told on of the cooks to serve it. He told her he wasn't fucking serving those and walked out, 20 minutes later he came back to get his coat and she dragged him into her office and yelled at him..he's still working there for some reason. Frankly, unless I have made it I am not eating there any more.
Now, onto the stuff you want..the One year post. To start things off, the past of randomization. I never really started posting a lot till September, before that it was maybe 10 posts a month..It has gone up to twice that amount lately. I'm going to list some posts and a summary of them..just for old times sake. It will be one from each month.
1/20/2005 The Pylon
I introduced you to the Pylon
2/07/2005 Short Games
I bitched about the shortness of some games when I can spend less and get a longer, better game.
3/23/2005 War and Why We're Here
One of my posts in which I try and sound intelligent.....Talking about war and stuff..word.
4/15/2005 Gibberish
this is that one in which I wrote random words...or Gibberish if you will.
5/15/2005 Hires
The introduction to the first Oligodendroglia cd and me telling you about Jeremy's Hires Root Beer contest
6/03/2005 Underground
I told you I was going to Sounds of the Underground......It was Fucking awesome.
7/12/2005 Car
The begininng of the car series...The beginning of the hell I call my car.
8/11/2005 The End of My Childhood
I discovered I am moving from my childhood home. I am sad but now that I'm here, it ain't too bad.
9/01/2005 I Just Banged Steve in My Car...Ya.
The intro to the Oligodendroglia contest...send in lyrics...the winner still hasn't been decided..it'll come someday. It was also discovered that the tail pipe on my car broke off.
10/03/2005 Chain-smoking, Porn-addicted, Gambler
The day before my 18th birthday and I told you about my new job, as stated in the title....It didn't work out as well as planned.
11/11/2005 Super Extravaganza
I changed my e-mail to andrew.pilon(at)gmail.com
12/15/2005 I've picked a Tattoo
I decided what I wanted for a tattoo. It remains the same thing, just with the glower and vines looking better. It also stats a good explanation for my grandparents about it involving Darth Vader.
1/09/2006 Phonage! 2: Elevtric Boogaloo
I told you I activated my new phone, got another tire for my car, work sucked, lost on a scratch and win ticket, added Sask blogs listing to my site and told you that Alotta anc Flippygrip worked on the new cd.
And that is the year in question. What's in store for the future??? I don't rightly know. I plan to add flash and director work and all that crap I did in school to make it like a portfolio thing..More to organize it than to show it off.
and know, the continueation to the shirt fiasco.
Operation Excelcior was a failure..turns out my reflexes aren't that good...I want to take this time to formally apologize to my neighbours canoe.
ok.another try..hmm..ok I got it.
Plan 3: Operation Get Shirt.
Ok, this is another simple one. I get a really big drilling machine and drill a large hole to the bisses house..I then send in a nuclear powered robot to pick up the shirt. This robot will collapse the tunnel on it's way back and as it is crushed it will shoot the shirt forward from a shirt gun into the wall beside me. It can't fail!
A few things to get out of the way. I'm quitting at the Inn. I just had Mom and Dad look over my resume and tommorrow I'm gonna turn it in to Wal-mart, Canadian Tire, Tirecraft and a few other places..I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. Today, at a staff meeting we waited 45 minutes for two guys to show up and then Bonnie proceeded to Bitch to us about stuff that is her fault. And to top it all of I got my paycheck today..I'm making minimum wage..as a cook. Fuck that. I think I'm gonna go to work tommorrow, pretty much work until I have another job. I've looked for jobs before but I've had it this time. I'm gonna find one now. Oh, plus, Bonnie told me to quit. She said that anyone who doesn't want to work at the Inn or is just there in between jobs should just quit and save them the trouble....Frankly, it's the the first time I'm gonna enjoy doing what she said and the first time I agree with her.....and she has been having a lot of trouble with cooks back talking to her, from her serving rotten steak to her hiring an idiot. THat's right folks, there was rotten steak and she just told on of the cooks to serve it. He told her he wasn't fucking serving those and walked out, 20 minutes later he came back to get his coat and she dragged him into her office and yelled at him..he's still working there for some reason. Frankly, unless I have made it I am not eating there any more.
Now, onto the stuff you want..the One year post. To start things off, the past of randomization. I never really started posting a lot till September, before that it was maybe 10 posts a month..It has gone up to twice that amount lately. I'm going to list some posts and a summary of them..just for old times sake. It will be one from each month.
1/20/2005 The Pylon
I introduced you to the Pylon
2/07/2005 Short Games
I bitched about the shortness of some games when I can spend less and get a longer, better game.
3/23/2005 War and Why We're Here
One of my posts in which I try and sound intelligent.....Talking about war and stuff..word.
4/15/2005 Gibberish
this is that one in which I wrote random words...or Gibberish if you will.
5/15/2005 Hires
The introduction to the first Oligodendroglia cd and me telling you about Jeremy's Hires Root Beer contest
6/03/2005 Underground
I told you I was going to Sounds of the Underground......It was Fucking awesome.
7/12/2005 Car
The begininng of the car series...The beginning of the hell I call my car.
8/11/2005 The End of My Childhood
I discovered I am moving from my childhood home. I am sad but now that I'm here, it ain't too bad.
9/01/2005 I Just Banged Steve in My Car...Ya.
The intro to the Oligodendroglia contest...send in lyrics...the winner still hasn't been decided..it'll come someday. It was also discovered that the tail pipe on my car broke off.
10/03/2005 Chain-smoking, Porn-addicted, Gambler
The day before my 18th birthday and I told you about my new job, as stated in the title....It didn't work out as well as planned.
11/11/2005 Super Extravaganza
I changed my e-mail to andrew.pilon(at)gmail.com
12/15/2005 I've picked a Tattoo
I decided what I wanted for a tattoo. It remains the same thing, just with the glower and vines looking better. It also stats a good explanation for my grandparents about it involving Darth Vader.
1/09/2006 Phonage! 2: Elevtric Boogaloo
I told you I activated my new phone, got another tire for my car, work sucked, lost on a scratch and win ticket, added Sask blogs listing to my site and told you that Alotta anc Flippygrip worked on the new cd.
And that is the year in question. What's in store for the future??? I don't rightly know. I plan to add flash and director work and all that crap I did in school to make it like a portfolio thing..More to organize it than to show it off.
and know, the continueation to the shirt fiasco.
Operation Excelcior was a failure..turns out my reflexes aren't that good...I want to take this time to formally apologize to my neighbours canoe.
ok.another try..hmm..ok I got it.
Plan 3: Operation Get Shirt.
Ok, this is another simple one. I get a really big drilling machine and drill a large hole to the bisses house..I then send in a nuclear powered robot to pick up the shirt. This robot will collapse the tunnel on it's way back and as it is crushed it will shoot the shirt forward from a shirt gun into the wall beside me. It can't fail!
Was ripped from the brain of me....and Satan! at 1/20/2006 07:13:00 p.m.
3 Idiotic Remarks:
I don't like the new background. It strains my left eye.
Anyway...nice post Andrew.
Yes Andrew Bonnie is a beeeotch!!You should get the hell outa here, quit quit now dammit. If you quit you gotta do better then your bro and actually lay a turd on Bonnie's desk, it would be so funny.
Intense! Your backgroud sucks!
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