Oh Me Oh My....
With the recent freeze/thaw cycles, it can really become a death trap out there. Walked out of the office yesterday and nearly died on some ice right outside the door. Five feet from the salt. That everyone else walked by. Sigh. But, as my life flashed before my eyes and I was reminded about all those times I saved humanity, I thought to myself, how do I want to die? Obviously, in your sleep is best so you don't see it coming, but if you have to, how? Something like drowning or burning or anything that causes pain or suffering like that is a no go. I don't want to have to think about it. No, doing it having fun is the way to go. Many would say death by snu-snu or something like that. But, I want to go out doing something I used to do but can't anymore. Eating a full bag of chips? No. multiple double gulps in a day? No. Staying up all night playing laser tag? Maybe, but probably not. Oooooo! I got it! Mosh Pit. With my age and physical condition it would take me all of five ...