A Kazoo and A Guitar

My nearest and dearest enemy, Pilot, has talked about his recent musical project quite often on his blog. It's a comedy gig that I had the pleasure of seeing live, in action, a few months ago at an open mic here in Saskatoon. I thoroughly enjoyed it and to be honest, it helped kick my but into playing my guitar a bit more. At times I had gone months without playing where now I'm back to playing a couple times a week. It's a good way for me to put a controller down for a bit.

Pilot and I have a long music history together. What started as him making mix tapes for a young and impressionable little brother evolved into jams, bands and.....radios. We haven't been able to do much since I found one of those whatchamacallits...you know. Those thingers. With the walking? Woman! That's it!

Pilot thinks he's finally safe from my meddling and my ebow but he's not. Here, is a list of mandatory song titles that Pilot MUST use in his future projects and then pay me 85.32ye15% of all royalties.

1. 1. Regular-Bottomed Girls
2. 2. Ride the Rooster
3. 3. That Dog Ain't Right
4. 4. My Pussy is a Cat
5. 5. Stranded in Toronto With a Bucket of Whale Oil
6. 6. I Dropped My Pick In My Guitar
7. 7. Mountaintop Slip 'n Slide
8. 8. Pigeon World
9. 9. Dandruff Blues
10. 10. Beethoven's 5th in K-sharp
11. 11. Wildebeest, The Wild Beast
12. 12. If I Had A Billion Dollars
13. 13. Where in the World is Waldo Sandiego?
14. 14. Intoxicated Rabbit
15. 15. Stranded in Edmonton With a Bucket of Whale Oil
16. 16. My Brother has Terrible Song Title Ideas
17. 17. Ziggy Stardust and the Broom That Swept Him Up
18. 18. Rash on my Gordon
19. 19. Blind Zygote
20. 20. Count Dracula and the Mice from Mars
21. 21. Untitled (Sweeter Song)

Brilliant. I know. I could write all these myself but the world isn't ready for my lack of genius yet. Someday. Also, the duplicate numbers aren't a mistake. That's part of the title.