Randomization

Space travel! Man would I love to do it. I recently listened to an audiobook that I borrowed from my local library call 'Of Monsters and Mainframes.' It follows a ship AI that travels from Earth to Alpha Centauri and on various different trips the humans on board get killed by Dracula, then a werewolf, and then a mummy attacks and then a bunch team up to kill Dracula. It's not the kind of book I read, but it is already one of my favorites. It doesn't take itself seriously, but isn't silly for sake of being silly. It's just realistic sci-fi with cryptids.  One of the features of traveling between the stars is that there isn't faster than light travel. While it's going very fast, it still takes a few years for a one way trip using your typical chemical based fuel that we all know and love. It just tastes better. This is the method of transport that current humans have, and as far as physics shows, could be our only method of travel forever. I love the time...

I've done it. I've signed up for one of the most powerful clubs on Earth. One that gives great power to all who use it. I've got me a library card! Well, I don't have it yet. I signed up online which basically means that you can see if you have anything checked out, but you can't check anything out until you go in to the library to pick up the card. Sigh. I did it for the Wheatland Regional Library. I'm not allowed in the Saskatoon one since I'm from dirty ol' Warman.  I haven't had a library card since I lived in Weyburn. And even then I gave mine to my eldest sister since she had lost hers, or had too many later fees or something. Listening to all these depressing podcasts about the Catholic Church murdering thousands of babies in Ireland was leaving me too depressed. With this card, I can borrow some audiobooks without having to pay Jeff Bezos. Also noticed they have a writing competition. One for kids and one for adults. I might pull a Homer Simp...

During my way to work in the morning, there is a section of highway with about a hundred or so lines across the one lane. I'm about 90% sure that it is a paint testing patch for the white and yellow lines we all love to see on the highway. Can we just take a second to appreciate road paint? I know they have to repaint every year, but if you were to use house paint, it would be weekly. Whenever I see a crosswalk that's been specially painted for something, it's usually mostly faded in a month or two. And line paint is going on a shitty, dirty surface. Sure, the cracks and crevices allow for a spot where the tires can't hit, but still. Just sun, wind, rain and rubber going across that surface all day. Put that shit on your house and you'll never have to paint it again. I wonder how the pigment fades on that stuff compared to a house paint though. It only has to really last for a year or so. House paint needs to last much longer. But the house paint isn't being dri...

I recently talked about George Carlin after watching him recently. Funny guy, not nearly as funny as I remember from the short clips I had always seen. I watch some comedians from time to time so it was inevitable that another of those guys popped up. This one is more recent than George Carlin and someone I remember being around when he was big: Jeff Foxworthy. We've all heard his main bit, If you *blank* then you might be a redneck. In fact, famously, Pilot and I used that bit as our speech for our sisters wedding. And they haven't divorced yet. That can only be due to the amazing speech we put out. I had never actually saw one of his routines though, just clips of that main bit. So, when one of his more recent shows popped up, and I was alone to prevent embarrassment of watching it, I clicked play. It wasn't bad. But it wasn't good. Definitely for that older generation, which he knows. He didn't do the redneck bit, but told a story from his life about stepping on ...

I've been going back and forth all week between three ideas for this blog. At this point, I've forgotten two of them. So, that means you get the most recent idea: Nazi's, Colonialism and Slavery! Listening to Behind the Bastards the other day. The first was a bit about Oskar Dirlwanger, a guy who is in the running for most evil Nazi. Like, the SS wrote him and his company up for being too violent to the Jews in Poland. Hitler was evil, but he thought what he was doing would make a better world for his people. This guy was doing just for the love of it. Luckily, he's one of the Nazi's that got what was coming to him. Captured by the Polish resistance. First night in jail they brought in a 16 year old boy would just beat him till he was tired. He was beaten every day into unconsciousness for a week or two till he died. I'm not one for violence or the death penalty, but he still got off too easy. Also, he just looked evil. Think, Grand Moff Tarkin. Some of the epis...

We're getting old. Our favorite musicians from the 90's are now played on the oldies stations alongside our parents music. And musicians we like are covering some of those songs as salutes to that old music. Recently, Opeth and Between the Buried and Me both have done some covers of classic hits. This is a little funny since both bands are old bands on the block, but whatever. Opeth did a cover of a song called Would? by a little known band called Alice in Chains. BATM did Jellybelly by The Smiling Polit---I mean Smashing Pumpkins. They look to be part of albums with an assortment of artists doing tributes to each band. So I assume there will be more coming out. It's kind of funny where I sit on the covers though. I've talked before about a concert I went to that had the band 3 and BATM as the openers for Opeth and Dream Theater. We got there late though and just saw Opeth and Dream Theater, the only two bands I knew. I've regretted not seeing 3 ever since I listene...

So it’s my turn to make a block again lots of ideas of what to make but I thought why not try and be like my brother over at pilot’s world and do it with my voice so far not going great hasn’t been any periods yet got common there which is all right but yeah could be better. I think there goes a period. One of the things is that I’m just using the keyboard from the Google keyboard I’m sure there Or voice to text options that cost more money, but I just want to use this free one. It’s all about accessibility for the average person. OK, I'm switching back to keyboard. The technology is miraculous but it still needs some work. I'm sure if I were to pay for one it would get a lot better. Or even if I just used it more and learnt all the ways to make it add a period and what not, but I'm just trying to get a point across. Accessibility is not always very accessible. I don't consider myself a person with a disability. I'm mostly healthy, can walk, read, listen, etc. I als...