Big, Juicy Sausage

I've previously stated on this particular media platform that I am the main cook in our house. I'm not a guy that loves cooking, I'm not the best cook in the house, and there are many days I hate it and just want to make pizza pops, but it's my job anyway. I have about six recipes I rotate around so we end up having the same meals each week. On the weekends we often just cook for ourselves.

While this is fine for me, I don't like to force it on my fellow humans too often so I try to keep my eyes open for something easy or new that I can either add to the rotation or just cook once a month or something. There's a J&J butcher that opened last year right near our house and I see it everyday and think, man, I should swing by there and see what they have.

And with my new job I drive down central street in Saskatoon everyday and see some places including Summit Meats & Sausage Limited.

I'm intrigued. I haven't been yet, but I must at some point. I must know the answer to my question.

Meats AND Sausage?

I always lived my life assuming sausage is meat. Separating out sausage like that implies that they aren't (I know hot dogs are kinda like a sausage and are questionable meat, but I don't count them). I must investigate what is actually in these sausages, but as any good blogger, I will imagine what it could be instead, and what the name of that flavour of sausage would be.

• The Canadian: Sawdust and Ketchup Chips
• Adolfs Revenge: Hair but the ends of the sausage casing are empty.
• The Goose: Canada Goose Eggs and the blood of the person who took them.
• Vegan's Love: Rock with zero air in it. Air is used by living things.
• The Axl: Just super thick, leathery casing with some fat inside (BURN!).
• The Ringer: Melted down bells.
• Occam's Razor: Just simply razor blades.
• Rubes Golden Berg: Everything but meat and is created in the most complex machine you've ever seen.
• Browns Log: Reese's Pieces in the shape of a sausage. Also called a chocolate bar.
• The Carrot Top: It's just a carrot.
• Ouroborage: A donut shaped sausage full of snake skin.
• Saubius Strip: Exactly the same as the Ouroborage but sold under a different name for extra money. You can't tell if anything twists or not.
• The Porcelain Pulverizer: Spices and Laxatives.
• The Hook: It's just invisible sausage like that scene from hook where the lost kids are eating an imaginary feast.

There's a few. I'm sure at least one of them is sold there. I'll probably never actually go in there, but who knows what the future holds!