Mood

I'm in a mood this week. Work is stressful. Home is stressful. I had to walk between a Moose and a Bear in The Long Dark which is INCREDIBLY stressful. I survived.

Until the bear got me later.

Pilot mentioned struggling to write about, as have I before. He alluded to an old campaign about a certain religious figure.

Of course, it's just lucky that I looked at the news this morning so I get to start the campaign!

Millie Bobby Brown has announced that Millie Bobby Brown is just a stage name. So, now, without reading into the article any more than the headline, I present:

Guessing Millie Bobby Browns birth name 2025!

I choose......Ragnar Battlespork

Actually. I might take that one for myself. That's a solid name. Or Battlespork just as a band name?

OK, I just looked it up. The real name is Millie Bonnie Brown. Could be just a joke about it being a stage name or not. Kinda disappointed that she isn't a descendent of the long and honorable Battlespork lineage. A lineage that includes Ragnar, Son of Ragnar and eater of Cannibals, Ragnar, Son of Ragnar and battler of difficult to open jars, and of course, the original, Ragnar, son of nobody and dealer of poor condition Digimon cards.

Ragnar was born in a small settlement on the Moon in 425 BC. His family moved to Detroit three years earlier where he was raised for the formative years of his life and learned the ways of the Detroit Norseman himself, William Wallace (Not that William Wallace, a different one. This one tried to free Ireland).

As a young man he discovered he had a knack for picking the longest fiber out of a ball of belly button lint in under three hundred and twenty-six tries. This immediately made him world champion of the sport, far ahead of the number two person, nobody. It was only a matter of time before this incredible talent attracted the attentions of the opposite sex and he was soon married to a young woman named ADRIEEEENNNNEEE!!!

They had no children which their son, Ragnar, appreciated very much as it gave him lots of quiet time. It is at this time that he became the greatest Shepard Sheparder that has ever existed, leading to the formation of the Tower of London to the skyline of Cairo, and later London.

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