How To Survive A Zombie Infestation.

Ok, there are many lists, I'm not saying they are wrong, this is just for those of you who don't know what to do.

Step one: As the wise Stephen Colbert put it: Panic - get it out of the way why you have the energy, it will leave you time later to think about the important things.

Step two: Get lots of food and weapons.. Prepare for a long stay of a year or maybe more.

Step three: Find an easily defendable posistion, preferably large since you will be there for a long time and will want some new scenery. Make it a place that's not too big because you and your closest companions will have to hold it. A mall or school is good but watch for schools with a great amount of first floor windows(which most have a lot of nowadays) and make sure the malls windows are shatter-proof.

Step four: make killing the zombies a game, have fun, remember, they are already dead.