M.I.A.

I have, in the past, been late when writing blog. My memory isn't great for stuff like that until the day after. My brother, Pilot, seems to be much better. He hasn't missed a Tuesday and has even posted a few times that weren't his turn. Imagine my surprise when he didn't post this week on his day. He eventually posted his late post and indicated he was sick. Poor little guy. Now, as I said above, I've done the same thing without being sick, so I don't want to judge him. Things happen and it's not the end of the world that he missed. But, imagine my shock when I found his princess diary and it told the real story! Let's listen in with our eyes below!

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Jan 20/20256

Dear Diary,

OMG! What a crazy day I've had. I woke up this morning, as usual, and had my breakfast. Rhonda was out back practicing her Kung Fu skills with Bruce Lee's ghost and the kids were still locked up in the basement. Ahsoka ran over to me and said "Hey, pops! Let's go for a walk!" Well I can't say no to that face so I took her for a walk, not even noticing that she spoke!

After about a block of skipping down the street, I was abducted by aliens. Not the little grey men like on the teevee, but little gray men like in video games. They indicated that they needed help from me in solving a very big problem: world peace. Ahsoka had already fallen asleep in the corner and I was still early to head off to work so I said sure.

We flew to the aliens home planet to grab the peacemaker 9000. It would make world peace but needed a human to power it. No problem. We whipped over to Mars and now it is a peaceful world with no wars! Huzzah. They then dropped me off at home but after using the peacemaker 9000 I didn't feel great. That's when the aliens told be off the cost of the machine. They couldn't get humans who wanted to use it once they told them so they hid it from me. It had given me a cold. Was that worth peace on Mars? No. Never.

So, I've spent all day sick with a cold. If I ever see those aliens again, it's gonna be smacking time!

Anyway, suppers ready downstairs so I better get trampolining down the stairs. Bye, Diary!

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Hmmm. What an adventure. I have a new profound respect now knowing the sacrifices he made. And I think I can speak for all humanity when I say, if those aliens come back, we will smack them with you.