God Damn That's Funny Shit!
Q. What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A. A lawn mooer!
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Q. When does it cool off at a baseball game?
A. When there are a lot of fans there!
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Q. What did the dinosaur say when he thought he'd been spied on?
A. "I think a bronto-saw-us."!
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Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
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Q. What do you call a skeleton that never does any work?
A. Lazy bones!
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Are you guys ready for the last one??
Q. How can you stop an elephant from charging?
Buckle up for this one folks:
A. TAKE AWAY HIS CREDIT CARDS!!!!
ALL HAIL SESAME STREET TRADING CARDS!!!
A. A lawn mooer!
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Q. When does it cool off at a baseball game?
A. When there are a lot of fans there!
_________________
Q. What did the dinosaur say when he thought he'd been spied on?
A. "I think a bronto-saw-us."!
_________________
Q. Have you heard the joke about the bed?
A. It hasn't been made yet!
_________________
Q. What do you call a skeleton that never does any work?
A. Lazy bones!
_________________
Are you guys ready for the last one??
Q. How can you stop an elephant from charging?
Buckle up for this one folks:
A. TAKE AWAY HIS CREDIT CARDS!!!!
ALL HAIL SESAME STREET TRADING CARDS!!!
Was ripped from the brain of me....and Satan! at 1/29/2008 06:31:00 p.m.
3 Idiotic Remarks:
My daughter would love those jokes.
Consider the bed one stolen
I think I wet myself. A grown fucking man.
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