Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Reviewsion-mania

That's right, I gots some reviews for ya!

Half Baked - Four friends who always get high together get in some trouble when one of them is arrested and the other three have to sell stolen marijuana in order to post bail. Starring Dave Chapelle and a few other half big comedians. Fucking hilarious. Watch it, it's funny. I give it 8 pounds of mary-jane out of 10.

Tears of the Sun - This movie stars Bruce Willis as a Leiutenant in the american army. When rebels take over in a SOuth African country, him and his squad must go behind hostile borders to get a doctor out. She doesn't want to leave without her patients though. Defying orders to get teh people out, the long trek begins to get out alive. A good movie with a few plot holes, mainly in the directions they go. Like when they are trying to get across a field to get to safety and end up retreating in the completely opposite direction to get there. Other than that a pretty good movie with some cool fire fights and stealth scenes, not the best war movie though. I give it 7 Tracker devices out of 10.

To End All Wars - This movie is about a group of men that are prisoners in a Japanese camp in WW2. The are allowed to leave the camp whenever they want and very few guards are posted because there is no where to go, no one has ever escaped. They are forced to build a railroad all the way trying to earn the respect of thier captors and keep thier sanity. This movie delves depper into the mindset of a prisoner and all the hardships they had to go through. A good movie though, not your typical war movie because there is very little war going on, just a bombing near the end, the rest is just killing of prisoners. I give it 8.5 Crucifixtions out of 10.

4 Idiotic Remarks:

Blogger Soulfood whined...

Half-baked totally deserved threven out of 10. Ass.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:06:00 p.m.  
Blogger Pilon, A whined...

Yes, cause that's a real number.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:23:00 p.m.  
Blogger Pilot whined...

Oh my God .. 7 out of 10... I don't even fucking beleive it.

Thursday, April 13, 2006 2:21:00 a.m.  
Blogger Pilon, A whined...

what? Who? How? Where? Gah?

Thursday, April 13, 2006 1:31:00 p.m.  

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