Friday, March 31, 2006

I don't have too much to say...

...So I'll just say this.....MOVIE REVIEWS!!!


Good Morning Vietnam - Robin Williams stars as a radio DJ recently assigned to Vietnam. Everyone loves him except for two of his senior officers who try and get him off the air under thier General's nose. He goes through many trials and sees more of the country than he ever wanted to. A very good movie, Funny, but with some serious parts that should be in a war movie. I give her 9.5 earls out of 10.

Die Hard: WIth a Vengeance - The THird installement to the Die Hard Trilogy. The problems I had with this one is that: 1. It wasn't during Christmas, 2. His wife wasn't really in it, 3. He had moved to L.A. in earlier movies, 4. His partner in crime wasn't there. THe good things? 1. Action packed, 2 BRuce Willis, 3. Sam Jackson. Still a good movie, worth a watch if you liked the first two. I give it 8 mixing bombs out of 10.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Another Tattooing

Going with my sister, Michelle, today to get her tattooed. I think she's nervous but I think she'll do great. She's just getting a small one on her back. Mine's faded a little, not much. and the peeling has gone down a lot so that's a good thing. It's just a little itchy. And I can't scratch it either!

A History of Violence - After a man prevents a robbery he becomes the hero of a small town and the target of some mobsters who think he is someone else. Before I watched this movie I was told that it is gory. Well, there isn't a lot of gore, but what there is is very well done. Like when the guy gets the side of his face blown off or the guy that gets his face pounded in. Althogether a good movie and I give it 9 split personalities out of 10.

Monday, March 27, 2006

So What?

I don't have too much to say today but I watched a movie last night with Bootsy so I thought I would put a review up..I also got a nice collection of her hair going on my pants.

Jarhead - A movie about a scout sniper in Kuwait and the war over there back in the day. It shows all he and his squad have to go through, firendly fire, oil raining from the sky, and so on and so forth. The war ends with his only chance to fire his weapon being taken away from him moments before the war ends. A VERY good movie. I wouls suggest everyone watch it. I give it 10 sleeping holes out of 10.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Well, Well, Well.

As you all know and have seen, I got my Tattoo yesterday. Now, to answer some questions. It is on my right arm, just below the shoulder, It took 1.25 hours to complete and cost me $150. And it looks fucking awesome. I had to work 6am till 1 today and the McDOnaldss shirts are pretty tight..it was very irritating but I got through it. I just noticed a bunch of ink on the sheets of my bed, luckily the tattoo still looks ok so I think it's probably just excess that the skin couldn't soak up or something..either way I don't think it matters.

I alos discovered that neither of my parents know what a Pentagram is even though during christmas we have a gigantic one on the front of our house. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, we have a giant christmas star that lights up for christmas but during the day you can see the circle that goes around it to hold it together as well, making it a Pentagram. Mom likes it and dad thought it was the Star of David....showing what they know. COunt the points people. Whatever though, keeps 'em off my back. Mom wants me to send a pic to all of my relatives...If they want to see it, they have to come visit me! Dad doesn't seem to like it all that much but mom loves it. Which is the complete opposite reaction i thought I would get from her. Everyone who has said anything about it agrees that Mark did a very good job on it. I would recommend him to anyone.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Here it is folks.



He says it will look better once the red goes away and the white will show up better. He said my skin took the white really well.

Holy Shit...

...was that unpleasant. But the tattoo looks Fucking awesome. I am impressed. It looks way better than my drawing or how I imagined it. It's still bandaged up though right now so I can't give you a pic yet. I get to take it off in a couple hours.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

I Doooon't Knoowwww the lyriccccsssssss!!! YA!

Really, I don't. I'm singing what I think they are but I'm probably way off because the words I'm singing don't amke any sense and some of them I made up to sing with this song..pretty cool. So, gettin' my Tattoo tommorrow. Mom seems excited but I know she's gonna hate it when she sees it. Whatever.

Realized the other day taht everybody, especially Jeremy, hates me. No one has said anything but i know. You see, the other day I closed at the Wal-mart McDonald's. That means I was working for two major corporations and everybody hates major corporations. YOU ALL SHALL PERISH!!! Frankly though seeing the Wal-mart guys do the cheer after closing hours made me thankful I decided to stay at McDonald's and stay away from Wal-mart.

That's all I have to say for now. i'll post with a picture of my Tattoo tommorrow. See Ya later Fickle-dick!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Later Post Than Expected.

So sue me bitch. Just got home from a short shit at work, thought I'd blog. Had to close over at the Wal-mart McDonald's last night....That's like a double sin there. Anyway, it was the first time I had ever closed and the first time I had ever worked at the Wal-mart other than brower which doesn't count. I didn't like it that much, there are some different burgers and foods of all kind and I made all of 10 burgers all night...that's about 2 burgers an hour. But it gave me a chance to work on closing and everything went pretty well. Jon and Jared, sorry for not going over but I didn't get out of there till 10.

I was over at Jeremy's the other night and heard Zaireeika(Did I spel that right Jerm) for the first time. Pretty fucking cool. IT's four cd's that you play all at once, timed together. It makes for some really fucked up and wicked effects. Worth a listen over and over again.

Good Night and Good Luck - About the Black listings where a senator would but people he didn't like and a list that said they were communists and without evidence people would believe them and these people's lives would be ruined. It's about the struggle a few reporters had in fighting against the senator. It's a good movie...watch it. And George Clooney's directing in it is amazing. I give it 9 secret marriages out of 10.

Underworld - Well, contrary to Jared's beliefs this is not a bad movie and it is not a Romeo and Juliet story. I don't know where he got that from. It's a good movie, a couple spots that could have been done better. It's about a vampire/werewolf war and the corruption in the vampire government. I give it 8 werewolfs out of 10.

Dreamcatcher - Four boys are given a gift of being able to talk to each other through thier minds, and a sixth sense, by a mentally challenged friend. After many years, when the boys are grown up and out at thier cabin an alien ship crashes and it turns out thier friend had just been preparing them for stopping the aliens. The book was better, yes, it is a Steven King story. The ending was much different than the book and a lot of parts were cut out but in order to put everything it would have been a 6 hour movie. All in All, it was done pretty well. I give it 8.5 Tooth snakes out of 10.

On the topic of werewolves, I was watching the Daily Show the other day and Jon Stewart was talking about the space program and how thier test are becoming kind of pathetic. His suggestion was to send a werewolf to the moon and see what happens to it, does it stay a werewolf forever or what? This is what people want to know and I think Jon Stewart is a genius.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Ay chaps! What's the Good Word?

I gets my tattoo in 5 days. Can't freakin wait. So, I went into work the other day and my boss walks up to me and tells me I have a good work ethic and he wants to train me to be a training manager. I said Fuck Ya! I told him I was going to school in September and he said that was ok, they'd still train me. freakin' awesome is all I can say. He didn't say too many details and it probably won't be for awhile seeing as I'm not fully trained to work normally.

I have a few movie reviews but seeing as I have one more to watch tonite I'm gonna do them tommorrow. Good bye.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Ay Carumba!

Ok, so, our fridge is empyt. There is nothing in there that takes less than an hour to make. I want food now, not in an hour. Now, I have no problem going out and buying food once in awhile but this has become an increasing occurance around this house and my parents are eating away more often too. And thier on diets. Now, I'm not one to complain too much about a thing like this, except for the fact that we have no cheese, they haven't heard the end of that. So, today the went up to Regina to eat out and do stuff and come home with a new freakin' car. A Toyaota Matrix.....WHERE'S MY FREAKIN' FOOD! I'M HUNGRY! ARRRRGGGGGHHH!! Looks like I'm eating out again tonite and that's less money going into savings for next year. Plus they want me to sell my car and take the van. Fuck that. I hate the van. That thing is like flying a washing machine, which I hear Jim Lovell could land(For those of you who don't get that little piece of wit, go watch Apollo 13). I'll take the Baretta any day before I take the van. Plus I just renewed the plates on my car for 3 months yesterday. God timing guys.

And that brings me to another thing. The frekin' car companies have made the list. They were going to give the 'rents $1000 bucks for the van...That's it. I mean, sure, it's not exactly new and is a pile of junk but even if they gave us $5000 for it they could still make a shitload of money off it for parts or even selling it whole. i mean, even giving us more money for it they still win! They've made the list and are there to stay.

On another note, anyone who needs a 1987 Ford Tempo with two working windows, no heater, A/C, Defrost, only one good tire and a serious twitch in it can call me. I'll take $500 bucks for it. It's got a new alternator, muffler and the back right tire is new. I've put about $2000 bucks into the car and it runs. If the tires were to be replaced I would say it's highway worthy but I'm, not taking it now because I'm afraid the tires are going to blow. It costs about 50 bucks a month to plate and chugs gas like a badass, I think a new fuel filter might fix that though. ANyone interested give me a call.

Also there is a van or a baretta that I'm sure if a decent offer was given they could be sold as well.

Now my supper is cold. Thanks a lot assholes. Cold raviolie is even worse than the warm stuff.

Fucking hell. Now I really am pissed off.

3 Days Till Spring

And ten days till my tattoo. I can't wait. It's gonna be awesome.

Renewed the plates on my car yesterday.

Had some McDonalds today for lunch.

Really don't have much to say.

Gots a new song on my Music Page.

It's kinda cool but not great, more of an experiment.

Haven't watched any movies lately casue I have a game rented.

It's Socom 2.

It's pretty cool.

Got the Newest Avenged Sevenfold cd yesterday.

What are th fucking odds that Wal-Mart would have it in Weyburn but the freakin' HMV in Regina didn't.

I found it in the Barenaked Ladies section mixed with the Backstreet Boys.

Those people need to learn matching.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

I Scrath My Hand, You Give ME Money.

You know that old tale that says when your hand itches, it means you will be getting money soon? That actually works for me. I have gone many times with and itchy hand and within two days I get money. And I'm talking like and iotch that you can scratch till you hand gets raw and it's still there. Well, yesterday I got the itch again. Today I got a check from McDOnalds(Payday) and my income taxes back! WOOOO!!! Needless to say what isn't on my plates or tattoo is pretty much all going into my RESP. Clint also paid me 20 of the 110 he owes me. Seems that he hasn't been getting the itch. That's all folks.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Some Ideas and None of Them Any Good!

First off, I am putting my media and games page in Hiatus. Since I am not going to be following down the game design pathlike I wanted in grade 10 it's really not important. Instead I am going to focus more on the Music section. Look forward to some new songs going in. The name of my "Band" will be 'Serenity Painted Death', after an Opeth song on Still Life. I'm basically just gonna write an record stuff and if anyone wants to join in, just give me a call, Whether it's vocals or instrumental I don't care. I'm gonna just be playing around in most of these so don't expect them to be all that great. I'm going to try and record the best I can but I want to try some new sounds on my guitar and push my abilities to see what I can do. Probably not much but I'm gonna try dammit! If anyone knows of a good drum simulator(Not hammerhead) that's free and on the web could ya tell me. It would be appreciated very much and someday when I'm making billions I might come back and say thank you.

King Kong: THe Original, not the new one. It was good but they didn't really explain why Kong was going after the girl soo much. It was more of an action Where as in the new one, there was some love story there. In the new one she wasn't afraid of Kong after the first whil but in the Original he scared the crap out of her a lot. Plus the editing and claymation was terrible, but what do you expect from a movie made in the thirties. All in all I liked the new one better but this one was still good. I give it 8 Smilein' Gorilla's out of 10.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Not many posts

Sorry about not having too many posts lately but I really don't have much to say. I've been working at McDonald's and watching movies. That's about it. Life isn't offering me much variety lately. So how bout a couple of reviews that I will mix into one.

Die Hard 1 and 2: Bruce Willis kicks some terrorist ass in this action movie. Lots of explosions. The first one in a large sky-scraper and the other in an airport. If you like action movies these are good ones. Plus they are christmas movies. I give them both 8 Elevator shafts out of 10.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Soo very, very tired.

Worked 8 hour shifts the past two days and a sixer including brower the day before that(Unloading the truck..and it was a big one). That tied in with some insomnia has made me very tired. I don't now why but I just can't seem to get any sleep lately. Hopefully I'll get a good sleep tonite seeing as I have tommorrow off so I can sleep as late as I want.

Howl's Moving Castle: This one was nominated for and award or two. Not sure if it won. It's about this girl who falls in love with this magician when she is turned old. a lot of magician stuff and plot later, she gets better and everyone is happy. Especially the fire that is voiced by Billy Crystal. I give 'er 9 smiling scarecrows out of 10. Go see it.

I watched xsome other movies too but I can't remember what ones.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Another Doged Catasrpohejvmiricvdmic...I forgot how to spell.

SO, Yesterday, at about, oh, 11:30 PM. I got home from Jared's and decided to check and see if anyone had phoned while I was gone. I hadn;t checked the phone all day. It turns out that McDonald's had been phoning me all day, about 5 times, on both of my phones, and it also just turned out to be the times where I was either sleeping, in the shower or out in the town. So I'm sitting here going, what did I do. Then they phoned me this morning just before I got up to go to work(I should add that I had yesterday off) but I missed it. I could have phoned them back but I figured I would just wait an hour till I went to work. I found out what had happened. I was worried that I read the schedule wrong and I was supposed to work but it turned out to be the managers fault. YOu see, on Tuesday, my one manager phoned me and asked me if I would work Wednesday, 11-2. I said sure. I worked that day and everything was fine. He also asked me to work Friday 11-2. I again said sure. Now, when i got there on Wednesday, they said that he hadn't written that he wanted me to work on Wednesday. I think he might have wrote it on Thursday accidentally. Plus he wrote that I was supposed to work 10-1 when he told me 11-2. So it was all just a big misunderstanding and everything has been set right. I know I'm glad. They also sent me home early today cause it was dead and I have to go back and do Brower tonite(unload truck).

In other news, I killed Bootsy.....No, I'm just kidding Jeremy, I just ate her leg.

And some more magical movie reviews that you all love so little:

Rotteweiler: Not as bad as I thought it would be. This guy gets arrested and escapes. Throughout the movie he is chased by a cyborg rotteweiler(Am I even spelling that right) while he searches for his lost girl. Not the worst movie I've seen but I say don't watch it. I give it 3 sword sounds for the biting sound out of 10.

Future Cop?: I think that's what it was called. It was this movie with Jean Claude Van Damme. He is a cop that polices teh past because of a time machine that can only travel into the past. He must make sure that the future is not changed. I give it 7 matters occuping the same places out of 10.

Falling Down: This movie is about a guy who snaps one day while waiting in traffic. He decided to walk to his ex-wifes house to see his little girl on her birthday. People keep getting in his way and he defeats them, his arsenal growing and growing all the time. At one point he gets a rocket launcher. IT's a Drama movie with humour. The story line is very serious and you feel sorry for the guy but when that little kid shows him how to use the rocket launcher, you can't help but laughing. I give it 9 white shirt and ties out of 10.

And here is one that I watched a long time ago but I don't think I gave a review for.

Aliens 3000: This is the worst movie ever. It has a 27 second rating on the crappy movie boob scale. IT also has the worst shot in cinematic history with the crashing of a helicopter. It's a shitty aliens rip-off..I give it 0 aliens out of 10. That's right. 0.

Maybe next time I'll tell you what the crappy movie boob scale is.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Stuffage in the housage

Not too much to say today. Got another review for ya. Does anyone even read my movie reviews anymore?? Ah hell, I don't care cause you all suck. Haven't been doing to much lately other than work and I haven't even been doing too much of that lately. Been sitting here playing Diablo 2 and all that shit. Hopefully Clint is gonna pay me tommorrow. He owes me 70 bucks and after I work tommorrow night, it'll be 90.

Jeremy has been posting on his site lately stuff about how he insults people, accidentally, sometime while posting. I would like to go to that subject right now and say something to anyone I have offended on this blog..here goes:

Go fuck yourself.

That's right. You heard me. Go fuck yourself. I don't care if I offended you, I never told you you had to read this. Now I must offend my readers:

Jeremy: Your Ugly
Shanna: You Smell
Danny: Your Ugly
Jon: You Smell
Steve: .....Um.......Maybe......You........Like..............Monkey.

And now, what you've all been waiting for, A MOVIE RE-FUCKING-VIEW! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

The Cell: J-lo and Vince Vaughn enter the mind of a Killer who drowns girls to death and is now in a coma to find out where the last girl he kidnapped was before the automated cell she is in fills with water and drowns her. It was a good movie. There were parts where I would say J-lo did some bad acting but I'm pretty sure it was intentional. I could have gone without the part where she rips that guys nipples off though.....*shudder*. I give it 8.5 red suits out of 10.

Ever notice how most of my reviews are pretty high. Well, I can explain. You see, you need to go FUCK YOURSELF!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I AM GOD!!!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

More Hours and Other Stuff You Don't Care About.

Got phond by my manager at McDonald's today. He's got me booked for an additional hours this week. That makes this a 32 hour week. Not exactly what I wanted but It's getting up there. Once I get trained on more stuff the hours will jump. And once it gets a little closer to summer cause those are the busy times.

17 days till I get my tattoo...I can't wait. I'm gonna be so cool. And I want no responses to that comment in the comments section..assholes. Now your gonna comment on it.

Got a few movies for ya:

Strange Brew: It had been a long time since I had seen this one and I didn't remember most of it. In this movie the Mackenzie brothers end up foiling a plot to take over the world with drugged beer. A good laugh and if you haven't seen it yet you should be shot. I give it 9 beers out of 10.

Alien Versus Predator: Yup, I watched it. It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be but it was still pretty bad. The Predators died way too quickly and the human chick was way too good. She was better than the Predators and the Aliens. Sorry, that's not how it works. I give it 6 aliens out of 10.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Late post.

Sorry bout not posting for a few days there, I really don't have much to blog about because my life isn't offering me much variety but here goes.

I'm going to be going to Vancouver in May with my parents to explore the town and visit a certain college I will be going to. It'll be cool. I'm gonna have to start throwing away stuff I don't need because I'm not going to be able to bring too much over there. In the end I might have to pay to get a few things shipped over there like my computer. I'm hoping to find a previously furnished room. The College has a site where you can fins a family to live with and they will be in charge of getting you to school and all that crap but I really don't want another set of parents to worry about..I want to be on my own. WIth the exeption of people who won't act like my parents.

Movie review for ya.

Stripes: This movie stars Bill Murray and Harold Ramis as two guys who join the army and are constatly getting into trouble. In the end they save the day, blah, blah, blah...just watch the damn movie..It's hilarious. I give it 8.5 winebago's out of 10.

And now, for your reading pleasure and at the suggestion of Steve with whom I am speaking with on msn at this moment...this is Andrew reminices about teh time he mauled a kitten:

I remember seeing the kitten sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. It looked so helpless so I tookt him figuring that I could take him home and care for him. Fate had other things in store. Once I got the kitten home I got him some food and some milk to drink. Well, the little bastard spilled the milk ever the floor and onto my wah pedal, which doesn't work now....Well, needless to say I snapped. I began hitting the little guy as hard as I could, and as if that wasn't enough I went and got a bat and started wailing on his head. The kitten cried out in paid as the bat continued to rain down on his head. I then picked him up and kicked him across the room out the window where he landed on the sidewalk. A guy walking by stopped and picked him up...I'm sure he had ever intention of taking care of that kitten.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Sweetness to the max!!

Just finished writing and partialy recording a song. It's the most in debth I've gone into a song ever. Every part has at least 2 different guitar parts and a bass part. The bass doesn't sound good right now becasue I just used my guitar and added the bass effect that comes with Audacity. I want to borrow Jon's for a bit to finish it up. And I have to add my lyrics. If I can't do them very well, I'll probably have Steve come in and do them for me since they are growls and he is uber-good at them.

For those of you who didn't enjoy my post last night I say shame on you. You all enjoyed my 100th post spectacular and to make it exactly the same would ruin the novelty so stop putting me down and enjoy the freakin' post..NOW!

Gots some movie reviews for all you'se guys.

Employee of the Month - A Rich Banker who is engaged to the perfect woman has a bad day when he is fired and she finds out he is cheating on her. He realizes he actually loves her and decides he is going to kill his boss. It all spirals down and ends up with a crazy twist at the end that no one could have seen coming. I give it 9 car crashes out of 10.

Walking Tall -The Rock plays a veteran who comes home after 8 years to his old home town to find it has been corrupted by an old friend who has started a casino. He takes off and becomes Sheriff to thwart the bad guys. A good action movie. I give it 7.5 bats out of 10.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

200th Post Spectacular!?!?

That;s right folks, another 200 posts have come and gone....what do I have in store for ya this time?? Well, I guess you'll just have to read on to find out, Bitches!

Just finished watching Corpse Bride, I give it 8.5 skeletons out of 10. Why? Watch it yourself asshole, why do I have to tell you everything! I mean jeez! Why should I have to rent every single fucking movie on the planet and tell you if it's good or not! STOP YELLING AT ME!

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And were back, so what has happened in the last 100 posts? Well, you'll have to go look at my one year anniversary and then read any after taht cause you can go fuck yourself...why don't you do stuff for yourself once in awhile...I'M DISGRUNTLED!

Here's one for ya! What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!! Come to think of it, I don't have a garage either. I'M INSANE!!

So it rained last night..my car had a lot of fucking ice on it..I just scraped a little hole that I could see out of and then when I got home plugged it in. cause you suck. Work was ok, it was pretty dead.

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Wow, those guys are assholes....I hope they didn't hear me say that! oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! A MONKEY! No, I'm just kidding...I wish it was a monkey though cause they are cool! If I had a monkey I would train it to huck it's feces at intruders and claw them to death in a fit of rage...oh, and how to have a knife fight. My fish is soo cool. How bout I kick your ass!

So, how are things with you? I DON'T CARE!! You ever think that maybe I have problems too!?! God, your so self-centered!

There's a banana peel on my amplifier. MY LAUNDRY IS DONE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Wow, it was all warm and stuff.

I e-mailed my aunt in Australia and she e-mailed me back...cool eh? Well screw you! It's my blog and I can talk about what ever I want to! I have a gigantic thing of hot chocolate mix over there...It gets used slowly.

This paragraphs in this post are to short so I'm gonna make this one long by gibberish. Had my poop gig done like thjat you for get because later Oligodendroglia Purple-puss Mandolin Albert goochy monkey peepee lactose arial Sublime Jeremy anal Calendar bottle gap cap sap game PLaystation paragraph.

That's long enough for me...Screw you Steve..my paragraphs are way longer than yours....and sexier.

So..I've been compiling a list of my top 10 songs..just like last time..want to see them..they are better than yours! And mine change all of the time!

10. Hours of Wealth - Opeth
9. Beneath the Mire - Opeth
8. Ashes of the Wake - Lamb of God
7. Benighted - Opeth
6. Reverie/Harlequin Forest - Opeth
5. Lateralus - Tool
4. Wrong Way - Sublime
3. Blackwater Park - Opeth
2. Godheads Lament - Opeth
1. Santeria - Sublime

You may notcie that there is No Oligodendroglia on there, That is becasue they have my favorite 29 songs and I figured that was jsut a given......I'm not gonna tell you which one I don't like.

SUPPER IS GOING TO BE READY SOON!! JEREMY! I WILL SEE YOU LATER TO BRING YOU MOVIES! OR IF YOU READ THIS AFTER I WAS THERE, NEVERMIND!

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