New Years Eve. Spunky!

Here it is folks...post number 145, the New Years Eve Post! This post will include things...I'm not gonna say what cause I don't want it to be a letdown like that wack Christmas post....sad. I'm just gonna roll this off the top of my head cause when I plan things, they don't go well. NUMBER 1!

Ok, I'm gonna start off with my New Years resolutions.

1. Kill a small child in anger.
2. Kill a small puppy in anger.
3. Have safe-sex with a prostitute.
4. Run around a church in the nude.
5. Shit on a man's forehead.
6. Eat more vegetables.
7. Rape a town and pillage the women.

Now, seeing it is inevitable that every new years resolution will NOT be done, I think you can see where I'm going with this list.

Ok, to continue on. The future of Randomization and all of it's affiliates.

Well, as most of you know, I started up a Pylonics site awhile ago and it kinda stopped there. It was supposed to be a site that linked to all of my work, like a portfolio. The thing that slowed it down was the fact that I was using Flash and I don't really know how to use it well. In the new year I would like to restart Pylonics and do it right this time. It will be something like Jeremy's Pilot's World. But better. It will basically include what is on the Pylonics site now, but completed. I also have a few post lined up, including a picture one that I was going to do for one of Jeremy's contests. Hoping to do a few projects with picures since I have a camera now. Also, in Febuary is Randomization's one year anniversary..I'm not sure of the exact date but I assure you, it's there.

ok..so there is the future...how well it will do is unknown but I would liekt o do it. I'll probably be going to sound school next fall, so there is something else to look forward to.

Next year is probably gonna be a big one for me. It will be the one where I hopfully start SOund school and depending on how well I do in it, I will be deciding what I'm gonna be doing fo the rest of my life. some of you have already chosen this and some of you haven't. Some of you have chosen but things didn't work out as planned. All I know is that everyone that I know is doing good now because of persistance and a hard working attitude...So that's all I need to make it through..a little luck would help though...and some cash.

Well, there you have it folks..the future! hope you enjoy in....Maggots!!

Update: 666

Sorry 'bout not leaving that last post up long folks but I have a striking development in the triple 6 scandle. A short while ago I told you about a SUV that Shanna and I were following with the first digits of the license plate being 666. Now I bring to you another. I was playing Simpsons: Hit and Run, which I got for Christmas, from Jeremy, another man obsessed with this triple 6 scandal, when I went to check how much I had completed in the game. I had finshed 66.6%. Also, I believe that Steve has found a way to trigger all of this off.....Steve, if you read this, please post a comment with what should be done.

Finally Free

I saw an animal today. It was trapped in a building and could not escape, or it would die. An opportunity arose to escape and it took it. It threw of it's shackels and escaped. It approached it's master, looked her in the eye and said, "I quit." With that he put on his coat, snugged his hat to his head and escaped, just like the rest of us wanted, but didn't have the opportunity at the moment. After he walked out she turned and simple said: "What, did he have a bad day?" and with that she to turned and left. And for the rest of the day no matter what happened, I just thought of him and smiled. Cudos to you! God I want out.

That Christmas Wack One!

Had a great X-mas today. Got a lot of shit I wanted, all stuff I loved getting. I got the Indiana Jones Trilogy, $125, a tool case, a Star Wars Bucket with three Doritos bags, SImpsons Hit and Run, Shodaow of the COllosus, A huge pile of Archie COmics, Some decals and cleaners and an air freshener for my car, King Lear, Sponge Bob band aids, $50 Co-Op gift certificate, a Star Wars Puzzle, a Cribbage board, a Roughriders hat, and a real Valeur blanket. I might of forgotten about something, if I have, I'm sorry.

I've got a bunch of pictures on my photo album. I'll give you a link later.

Watched a few movies, had some good food and the such.

Jeremy has been asking and waiting for this super wack post I'm gonna have today...well, I'm here to tell you it WILL BE!!!!!!!


SO, HOW BOUT THAT LOCAL SPORTS TEAM!!!! WOOOOOOOO!

It's real Valeur.

Got Pink Floyd: The Wall the other day...pretty sweet..haven't listened to it too much cause I've been listening to Avenged Sevenfold and Lamb of God.

I like pie.

We didn't eat the pie tonite. Me sad.

WOOOO!

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Wow, wrong week for the Positive Blogging week.

I really got nothing. We were supposed to be opening presents tonite but Michelle is whiny. "I don't want to stay up that long!" Screw her. How bout this...I'm gonna make this one to have you guys tell me stuff. I want to here you favorite christmas something. Favorite christmas meal, favorite christmas, or anything like that. I'll say a few of my favorites.

Favorite meal: Perogies, ham and peas.
Favorite present ever: I really can't remember all of them so I ain't tellin'
Favorite christmas: This one cause it's the one I remember most.

So let's hear from you guys..tell us what you favorite is...or even tell us what your doing this year.

So, Should Satan Have a Say in What Christmas Is?

Yes....He Fucking should.

On to other Christmas related things. I want everyone to comment what they got me for Christmas. Thanx. Also...will the owner of a black Diablo Lambourghini please give it to me. Thanx. So, Shanna and I were following a Chevy Suburban today and low and behold..the license plate's first three digits were 666...another to add to the 666 theory. Chirstmasy, eh?

ok....concentrate Andrew....stop watching Shanna play Zelda...Dammit Andrew!!! STOP! Ok, going right now...see ya for a bit.

And I'm back.

So, I really have nothin' to say today..I'm at a loss. You see, I didn't plan anything for any of these posts..those titles on the first one were off the top of my head and those ones that have been used were also off the top of my head. I right now the top of my head is somewhere else. So I guess I'll just say something about the future of Randomization....although I don't want to say too much because I would like to do some sort of post for the new year on the first of January....this one will just be generalized...the other one will be more into detail.

I plan on copying my brother with the Pilot's world thing by continuing on Pylonics..I think I'll get rid of the flash site though cause I suck at Flash. A few blogs mogth be added(probably not) and I might tell everyone else about one I've been working on(some of you may know about it, some of you might not..it ain't hard too find.).

Well, that's all I've got for now...I promise to have something better tommorrow, on the eve of X-mas, and on Christmas itself.

Christmas, X-mas or Holiday? Which one does Satan Choose?

Well, I'll start this one know and finish it once I'm done cleanin' the WIT.

Many discussions have been going on recently about what the Christmas season should be known as. Should Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays be used? I've also added X-mas to the bunch after watching the X-mas episode of Futurama.

And Know I go to clean the Terminal.

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Ok, I'm back, it's 8:00 now, three hours later. Back to the task at hand.

here are the transcripts from my interview with Satan..another with the big guy from down below.

AMP: Satan...does anyone care about the names.

SAT: No, my man. They ain't given a shit about nothing...except old people...the old Jews want Holiday and the old Christians want Christmas....I on the other hand don't care..either way the evil corporations are making the moolah!

AMP: What about X-mas?

SAT: Fuck dude! THat's only for hippies and writers! Roll that up and smoke it!

AMP: ok.

SAT: So, you wanna go rape some angels??

AMP: Hells ya..theys is tight!

Oh..maybe I should've cu that last part off....I'm sounding kinda blasphemous....ah well.

So there you have it everybody..those words straight out of the mouth of the blue man himself......a common mistake that...most people think he's red.

Positive or Negative??

So, This is my Positive Christmas Blogging week but if I complain in all of my post, shouldn't it be a negative week?? Let's look at the Postives against the Negatives.

Positives:

1. It's Christmas......what the hell else is needed.
2. I am not following the normal layout this week.

Negatives:

1. I complain a lot.
2. I suck at blogging.

So, as we can all plainly see, it's a tie. So the question still stands, which is it?? I went to the main man himself and asked him

Andrew(AMP): So Rudolf, which do you think it is? A Positive or Negative Blogging week?

Rudolf(RUD): It's negative you sack of shit!

AMP: And why do you say this?

RUD: Cause that Santa Claus is an evil Son of a Bitch!

AMP: Really?

RUD: Hells ya! He fuckin' makes me lead that fuckin' sleigh in the snowstorms. This nose only makes it harder to see in that kinda weather, lightin' the snow up and all. I've ran straight into a building more times than not, and do you think they rest of those bastards would help me up? Not a chance in hell! And that fucker Santa never lets me leave the North Pole. He only ever uses me on the Christmas days that are snowy..every other day of the year and the clear x-mas days I sit in a stall wishing I was dead! Fucking Santa!

AMP: I see, he really is evil!

RUD: Fucking A!

So, another argument for Negative.....I needed to venture further...so I went to the next best person.

AMP: Hey Satan! How's it hanging G?

SAT: Sup y'all!?

AMP: What's up with the positive:negative bit?

SAT: Definitly Positive, for me anyway. People keep spending money on the big companies and they forget the true meaning of Christmas..which means more souls for me.

AMP: Fucking B!

Still, no answer.......It's was at this point that I came upon a startling revelation...one that would change the rest of this post for ever....I don't gove a fuck whether it's positve or negative....I said positive and I'm too lazy to change it, so Fuck y'all!

Joyus Capitalism to all, and to all a good night!

Positive Christmas Blogging Week

That's right folks. From now till December 27 is the Official Randomization positive Christmas Blogging Week. Now, I want to stress that this is my Positive Blogging week. You can have one this week if you want but you don't have to. When Steve had his everyone else figured they had to have it that week as well. Well, you don't but...but you can if you want.

Over the next week I will will have many great post planned. Some of these may or may not include:
If my Standard post consists of me complaining then saying something I did, shouldn't it be a Negative week?
A look into the future of Randomization.
Boil or Mole?
Great Movies for a Toonie!
and Christmas, Holiday or X-mas, which one does Satan choose?

And, now for a limited time only, I will be using the spellcheck. Now, that doesn't mean I still won't make mistakes, I just won't make the ones it catches.

And on Christmas day I will post an entry so wack, your mind will explode!!!

Now, I know this post has not followed my traditional, complain then tell layout like usual, and for the next week they may not. But don't worry, once Christmas is over it'll be all good!!

Youth votes

http://www.canada.com/story.html?id=09261a09-356a-4400-bbad-3465869a2468&k=74176

It's true.....the parties have to prove themselves to get us and we have to prove ourselves in order to get the parties.

I've Picked a Tattoo

I decide what I want for a Tattoo. I figured it out the other night while I was trying to sleep. I bounced up and began drwing it out. Now, We all know I'm not the perfect drawer so I'm hoping the guy will make it look cooler...but I think it still looks pretty cool. And I know that because of it's nature, a lot of you will say "ANdrew, these things are on you for the rest of your life, think about this!" I really don't care, IT's going on my arm, which I can cover up. I want it now, so I'm getting it.



The flower in the middle symbolizes that there is good in all evil...just like Darth Vader.

All of it Bitching

Ok, kinda had a rough day today. Went to work today and had to work with Danny and Blair...now, these guys are great guys to work with, they are both funny and they usually know what they are doing at work, however, they hate each other. When they work together they never say a word and the day drags on and on. Also, the gel bubble inside the bottom of my boots has begun to slide over(I thought it would pop first) and that is really starting to hurt my feet. After work I went to my sisters house and shoveled her driveway since she's in Chicago right now, to make it look like someone is home. Then I came home and shoveled here. Nothing I enjoy doing hass been done so far in the day. Next I was phoned by one of my bosses, Clint, asking me to go out with him to the WIT and clean. I said yes of course. He left a little before me since he still had another job to do and he even paid me($60, that little section kinda sounds like I'm a whore) which is one good thing to happen in the day. I left the terminal and before I climb into my car I went to drop the garbage in the bin, on the way back I look down and notice the back right tire on my car is flat. 20 minutesd later, after crouching down with my ass in the very strong and cold wind that is also blowing snow, I got the spare tire on(which was under a shitload of junk in my trunk...I have no room in the backseat of my car anymore) and I headed home. Then I went to Jareds and that was alright and now I'm here. ALso, on Monday, the heater went on my car for the third time so I had no way to warm up. Oh, and on the way out to the terminal, because the quickest way there means me crossing over the railroad tracks, driving down a bit, and then crossing over again, I ended up waiting for the same train twice. Not a great day....my ass is still cold. And now I'm getting sick. I have that lightheaded feeling and I'm extremely hot. But, I'm determined to get a good nights sleep and go to work tommorrow.

Played The Warriors at Jareds tonite. Extremely fun, imagine the fist fights in GTA times 100. It's freakin' fun. However, I suggest that you don't paly it with young ears present because within 5 minutes youwill have heard every combination of swearing possible. Freakin' awesome.

Curses, my good chum!

Steve claims that in my posts I bitch about something, then say something I've done and that he loves it, so Steve, this one is for you:

Bitching:

Well, on the way to work yesterday(Monday) the heater in my car went out yet again. This is the third time I have been left without an air conditioner, heat, defrost and all that good stuff. It's cost me 53 bucks so far and It's really starting to piss me off. And I don't know when I'll be able to take it in next cause I have to work Sunday-Friday this week and they are closed on weekends. Ya, Jeremy and I are the only two at work that only get 1 day off this week....kinda gay.

Something I've done:

Saw Charlie and the Choclate factory with jon the other day...Johnny Depp is so twisted in that movie. It's great...I'd hang out with him. I give it a 10/10, just cause I like to give high marks. Jeremy and I also rented Silent Hill 4 the other day..we've been playing it and so far have run into 0 story and puzzles that a retard could break through....the biggest puzzle is trying to time yourself to get by these guys that pop out of a wall and swing at you...The worst of the four..although, that said, it still has the creepy mood to it. Still has the ability to scare the fuck out of you. We had some trouble with some other puzzles but they were mostly just stuff we missed when we walked by it or something like that., I give it a 3/10 so far, but we haven't beat it yet so that might change....If you want to play Silent Hill games stick with the first one, they steadily get worse as you go along...2 is still pretty good and 3 is just a copy of 1, with a chick as the main character...oh and in 3 you can unlock a lightsaber which kicks ass!

out.

Santa Claus

Got to be evil today. That's right, I was Santa. I handed out presents to kids for 5 minutes(including a little girl that was extremely scared of me, just cried and cried, maybe she can sense evil?) and made 20 bucks doing it. And Danny(front desk guy) sure got a good chuckle out of it.

Now an important notice from Pylonics: Due to viruses and spyware which I can't seem to get rid of(they are in the files that make Windows run) I will be wiping my computer tonite, as soon as I'm done this post. I should be back up and running before the night is over but just in case I'm not, don't expect a post tommorrow. If everything goes as it has the past 2 times I've wiped this thing, it'll be all good. I think that instead of saving up for a camera, I might save up for a new computer..I just need a new tower so that'll save me money, oh, and I need a new monitor since I'm using Jeremy's.

So, of I go to wipe the.....co.........mputer. Shitty rhymes.

Long day

I got lots of sleep last night and I woke up in a good mood. Didn't last too long though, both the parents are in really bad moods today and they are making me get a bad mood. Now normally if you said: "Hey Andrew, It's you that's in the bad mood." You'd probably be right, but today you aren't, they aren't even talking to each other. Whatever though, soon I'll hopefully be at a friends house and I won't have to deal with it any more.

Took my car up to hillview to get the heater fixed again. It turns out it wasn't just a fuse, ther was a burnt wire. cost me 53 bucks to fix, not too bad.

I was having trouble looking for a school were I could take Sound ENgineering when I asked my sister, Michelle, for help since she was at my house and she found one for me, over in Vancouver, It's called Favi, I believe, nope, Pavi. I was close. Anyways, It looks like a really good school. a one year course(or a double diploma which takes two years but gives me three thousand dollars off my tuition) The shitty part is 15,000(or 27,000 for a double diploma) However, that might be how much I have to pay and I'm prepared to pay it. Michelle's gonna keep her eye open for me at the student night seh's gonna be at in Chicago this week.

Anywho, that's about all(oh, for the siblings, we finally got rid of those shitty speakers for the big stereo, the 'rents got some newer, smaller ones.)

Bye.

Alright

You are: THE JOKER!


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House out of a paperclip

check this out, this guy started with a paperclip and traded it for something a little better, he is trying to work his way up to a house.

Walk the Line, Bitch!

I would like to state now that those last lyrics were off of Gwar's second cd.

Went and saw Walk the line with JD, JB and Steve last night. It's that one about Johnny Cash, ya, now you remember it. It was a really good movie. I give it 8/10. There were a few parts were the lip sync could have been better(but they were done really well anyway) and in one or two spots Reese Witherspoon could have acted a little better. Other than that it was a great movie, I think everyone should see it.

Sexecutioner

[Sang by Sexecutioner]
Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world unless
it is toppled with limitless sex?
Bring out the limitless sex-object and allow me,
Sexecutioner to sexplain the seriousness of this subject,
now if you all will attend to my words you will see....
I'm a naughty fellow
In fact I'm certainly not too very mellow I came to this place
to rearrange you face
[Chorus:]
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sexcellent!
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Sexcuse me!
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Ho-ho-ho-ha
So you think you are all very smart
That you know many words
All you need to know
For the rest of your life
Sexecutioner
Sexecutioner
I'm Sexecuting ya Sexecutioner
[Chorus]
I am from France
([Slymenstra]-He is from France)
And when you are in France,
You pull down you pants
([Slymenstra]-You pull down your pants)
And when you on your knees
([Slymenstra]-When your on your knees)
You will do as I please
([Slymenstra]-You'll do as he pleases)
Red Rover - bend over
And let Sexy take over





These lyrics are so very, very deep.

Avenged Sevenfold

So, I've discovered a new band. I was reading Revolver and they mentioned these guys as party animals, the guys that write thier music to drugs and booze(basically an eighties band). Amongst the pictures of them with naked women(sadly I didn't see anything, ah well, there's always the internet) I said, "Man, these guys rule, I have to listen to them." Now, I must admit I expected your typical emo band but these guys are awesome(Steve, you would love the fuck out of 'em)

We just got a new table and tv stand(which doubles as a stereo stand). I set up the stereo for the parents, and am going to do the slow sarcastic clap for them when they get home....they really should measure things before they decided they are going to put the stereo in...It'll fit but not well, the record player will be unusable without pulling it out and a few of the buttons(mostly power buttons) are hard to get to.

Got paid today, bought some more christmas presents.

that's all folks!

IT IS COLD OUTSIDE!!!

*sound of Boss Nass shaking his head back and forth and spitting all over the place, you know what I'm talking about.* It'sa coldin outsidein. Mesa And And Rew! Ok, enough of that terrible memory. I just got home from taking my car to hillveiw to get the dash fan fixed, I walked home and even though I was dressed mostly properly(I could have used a scarf) it was still freakin' cold outside. ah well, I'll have a new fan in my car cause of it.

Beat Warcraft, now I just have to work on the expansion. It's a good game.

Had an eye appointment yesterday in Regina and it went ok. I hate how he shines those stupid lights in your face and says "keep yor eyes open" Well I'm sorry but staring directly into a sunlike object could make me go blind...your not helping doc. I got a new perscription for my glasses, maybe I'll be able to see stuff far away now.

bye.












Bet you didn't see that ending that suddenly coming.....hehehe.